Books

(Noun) A slang term used to describe difficult-to-understand females. The, 'look at the front cover and read the back before opening up' kind.

A: "yo foo let's go searching books at the club, my dog is barking"

by 914unkkkkk May 26, 2024

Book Gooner

A person with a porn addiction who reads books with sexually explicit themes, normally of Sexual assault and other atrocious sexual acts. With books such as 50 shades of grey and Haunting Adeline

Person 1: ''I like books with Borderline SA, Abusive BDSM relationships and massive age gaps!''
Person 2 ''that's disgusting you fucking book gooner''

by mreow :3 March 23, 2024

book

something you find in library's

Read a book you dumbass

by A Mango April 16, 2018

booked

booked is a verb that discribes the action of crazy feminists whooo hit men in the head with a book or a magazine. They most oftenly use a dictionary as their weapon of choice.

"Fuck, Juliette just booked me again. Fucking feminist!"
"Dude, I just got motherfucking booked on the hat by some crazy feminist female."

by squeekygamequebec April 16, 2022

Spooped my booke

Definitely a real actual thing real actual people say all the time. It's randomly improvised in place of sayings people actually say like, "scared me silly".

"Skinamarink... spooped my booke."

by GhostFrog7 December 19, 2023

The Book of Nortreus

Originally written by its author and writer, Werley Nortreus, the title The Book of Nortreus is a rare sacred non-fiction religious book. However, it is based on beautiful and important Biblical and Prophetic visions of God that Nortreus saw in Outer Space-Heaven-the Heavens. Accordingly, Nortreus wrote the book after confessing that he had seen God, Celestial Beings, and other Worlds through visions.

Did you know Werley Nortreus wrote The Book of Nortreus?

by Jacob Martinique October 3, 2025

Consult my books

That's what you say instead of saying that you need to google something.

To give you the answer, I'll need to consult my books

by Anastasia911 June 29, 2019