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Internet Kaput 

Internet kaput a forbidden spell that only the great magician and one of the four holy games titosplayz can cast the leader of the tits army
This spell can instantly shut down the enemy's internet connection as well as their pc/phone and power
Also it can be countered by offering 14 goats at the holy shrine of big nigga in greece...if titos casts this spell twice it will double the radius of this spell and the time the effect takes place
Sexygamer4450:Look at this noob it's an easy win gg
TitosPlayz:INTERNET KAPUT
Sexygamer4450:hey what is going on what kind of spell did you cast on me i swear i will never play this game again please don't do it PLEASEEEEE

Internet Thug 

Someone who is tough and thuggish online behind a screen thinking their a demon, but fragile as a pillow in real life. They play with people’s emotions thinking nothing is going to happen to them because their online.
Online: - That boy Calab is a lame I can have sex with his girlfriend and his momma and smack his daddy and his brothers! I might just smack him myself!

Real life: - Calab: WHAT YOU SAID BOUT ME?!
Internet Thug: What you mean dude I wasn’t talking about you man I didn’t mean it I’m sorry
Calab: NAH SAY WHAT YOU SAID ONLINE TO MY FACE IF YOU BOLD LIKE THAT!!!
Internet Thug: ...
Internet Thug by LivingLikeCam November 8, 2020

Internet Retardation

A state in which influencers/idiots succumbed to doing retarded and thoughtless act to get famous over social media. Many so called “influencers” have been injured by this.
Logan Paul has made fun of a suicide man hanging on a tree and has become an Internet Retardation.
Internet Retardation by anonymous January 7, 2021

The Internet is Ruining The World 

Famous phrase, coined by Phil in 1985.
The Internet is Ruining The World

hyper internet fail disease 

A disease many people have caught, in which someone posts something online, such as youtube, which they beleive the post is badass, only to find that everyone hated the post and goes online and does the SAME shit and fails again.
My freind suffers from hyper internet fail disease. Everyone hates her shitty posts.

the internet in 1969 

Well, the internet in 1969, you may ask... well, here's a story. By December 5, 1969, a 4-node network was connected by adding the University of Utah and the University of California, Santa Barbara. Building on ideas developed in ALOHAnet, the ARPANET grew rapidly. ... The early ARPANET used the Network Control Program (NCP, sometimes Network Control Protocol) rather than TCP/IP.
Well, let's go to the past to the internet in 1969.