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Back With the Milk

When someone who was once thought to be gone forever shows up again, often after several years.

This is a reference to the "dad went to the store to buy milk" trope. The punchline is that he abandons his family.

This is a subversion of that, meaning the dad finally comes back from the store after years of absence.
Person C has entered the chat

Person A: "Wait, you haven't been here since 2014, is it really you?"

Person B: "C is finally back with the milk."
by NOUSERNAMELEFT April 21, 2023
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Dorito back

A Dorito back is a back consisting of huge fucking lats and wide shoulders, making the owners back look like a Dorito. Those with smaller waists may achieve this easier than those with larger ones, however even a person with a chunky waist can have a Dorito back, if the shoulders and lats have good enough proportion.
Did you see the Mr. Olympia?
Fuck yeah dude, Cbum only won cuz of his Dorito back.
by BigGuy2077 April 28, 2023
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back to chicago

(1) To flee a bad situation, usually returning to where you are from.

(2) To return to your station at work

Background: Derives from ttrpg gameplay.
“I’ve never seen a barfight this bad, makes me wanna move right back to Chicago. Im not from Chicago, it’s just an expression.”

That breakup was so bad he went right back to Chicago”.

“Thanks for meeting me for coffee to brief me on these files, Im gonna get back to Chicago and write up a report.”
by Keplar69 October 21, 2019
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Giving back

It's not human nature for someone to give back to a community, it's human nature for someone to keep taking while they look for the heart of something to stick their knife in.
There is no true giving back, since anything that is given back would have to have been taken in the first place. The people that claim to be giving back to a community aren't really giving anything, and are usually taking more than everybody else. Claims about someone being a selfless humanitarian sound too good to be true because they are. It's not human nature to be selfless.
by Solid Mantis November 25, 2020
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smooth back

how tf you think with no ass you gotta smooth back
by Mel Hamm November 29, 2020
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Back on the women

When your friend proclaims that it's finally time to get back to having sexual intercourse with women, after numerous adventures with members of the same gender.
Ryan said that the time has come, he is finally back on the women.
by Galanonim February 23, 2021
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Kick back

“I smoke kick back and think
by Adrizzle March 7, 2021
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