If you break something, put rice on it for an Asian man to fix it. If you need to kill a spider or sort of, put rice on it for an Asian man to kill it. Rice solves everything.
someone: dude I’m so confused on this math question
you: put rice on it and wait for 5 minutes
5 mins later...
*asian man appears*
asian: Ching Chong, dis math question is solved, kapow!
someone: wow, I need this godly Asian tool to solve the world’s problem
you: sure do
you: put rice on it and wait for 5 minutes
5 mins later...
*asian man appears*
asian: Ching Chong, dis math question is solved, kapow!
someone: wow, I need this godly Asian tool to solve the world’s problem
you: sure do
by a dude named steve January 31, 2020
Get the ricemug. left over pieces of toilet paper left on a womans vagina after using the restroom often ingested by unknown man.
by Scl10111 September 19, 2020
Get the cunt ricemug. 1. A person of discerning taste who refuses but the best quality of rice in his dishes.
2. A Snob who is very selective as to the quality of rice in his food
2. A Snob who is very selective as to the quality of rice in his food
by 1dsol3mn August 3, 2022
Get the Rice-istmug. 
A grain commonly used to dry out phones that were dropped in liquid, typically water. Only works when uncooked.
I had to buy rice at the store because I dropped my phone into a sink. The rice was extremely overpriced but I had to buy it anyways.
by CancerAndEbolaPatient May 1, 2018
Get the ricemug. by Squints2316 December 16, 2022
Get the Slapping ricemug. by Randguy6767776767 October 7, 2024
Get the oatmeal put in a blender with rice in the bottommug.