goat shagger

A Middle Eastener that has an affinity for goats. They usually herd them up in the mountains where they are isolated to the point they start looking good

I believe that guy with the Turbin on his head is a goat shagger

by babysaph August 19, 2021

Oul goat

Typically defined as an old man who has a tendency to seek out, steal and eat other people's food.

I'm so hungry, better hide my food from john the oul goat

by BRHR November 10, 2016

Goat Simulator 3

A game that you head butt people and lick stuff

I played Goat Simulator 3 yesterday!

by Coolman274 January 30, 2024

Goat water

When you're just so good at the damn game nobody can stop you you're basically immortal and to good at the game that everybody wants to be you

Bro that kid is so goat water dont talk shit

by Sagee4 January 25, 2021

I’d fuck that goat.

Agreeing or volunteering to do something that might ruin one’s reputation because it’s worth it nevertheless.

Friend: I read some people dip their Oreos in ranch.
Me: I’d fuck that goat.

by ProfessorRock March 24, 2024

I’d fuck that goat.

When someone suggests trying something new and you’re low key down to get after it, no questions asked.

Friend #1: “We should do a shotski at the top of the double black diamond run.”
Friend #2: “Shirtless.”
Friend #3: “I’d fuck that goat.”

by Turnantur March 24, 2024

gregg the goat

When your the boss at everything

Look at gregg hes gregg the goat

by Mr.kkkkkkkk February 27, 2018