Muddy Goat

Noun - When you and your partner, sit ass to ass, and she reaches between her legs and pulls your balls towards her and proceeds to shit and piss on your balls.

Megan was bored with her usual fecal play, so she went ass to ass with her man and gave him a muddy goat.

by SpecialKray December 13, 2022

Goat Thumper

When you fat glizzy destroys a goats ass just like I did with your wife, or when you have a great “experience” with a goat

Oh my god Barry did the goat thumper on that goat down the street

by CrickyGG May 12, 2021

goat scale

1. A scale of what's cool/hip now a days.

2. A literally fucking goat scale, where you weigh goats.

1. Yo! List the goat scale! Make sure you put Mr. Spurlin on it. Hahaha, and clout goggles.

2. John, turn on the goat scale and weigh the goats.

by Sophomore at BHS October 21, 2017

Columbian Goat Party

A sexual act consisting of having an orgy in a dark dirty room with several unattractive women while simultaneously snorting mounds of cocaine

Yo, did you hear what Scott did last night? He took the 4 grenades at the party to the old shed out back for a Columbian Goat Party

by RadioTontoMMFFMM October 10, 2022

Goat

Mariam

Mima2222
Goat

by Yasscola March 25, 2022

goat shagger

A Middle Eastener that has an affinity for goats. They usually herd them up in the mountains where they are isolated to the point they start looking good

I believe that guy with the Turbin on his head is a goat shagger

by babysaph August 18, 2021

Goat

Tom Brady
Wayne Gretzky

Babe Ruth
LBJ
Lionel Messi

Have you heard of the Goat, well he won another Super Bowl

by GoatBrady February 20, 2021