Facebook drought 

When nothing has happened on Facebook since your last login. Facebook drought can make you feel sad, because it makes you realize that you've logged in 5 times within the last 2 hours. This shows that, for the moment, you don't have much of a life at all.

Example #1:

Person 1: Stop bothering me, go away and do something.
Person 2: Sorry...Facebook drought.

Example #2:

Person 1: You're ok? You seem a bit down today?
Person 2: I'm fine...it's just...Facebook drought.
Person 1: Oh...I'm sorry, man. I didn't know...

Facebook drought by Waow Rabalder March 3, 2010

Facebook Poke 

Verb-(1)A gesture available on Facebook often used in a playful or flirtatious manner.

Verb-(2)The online equivalent of an awkward silence.

I wish Tom would stop poking me."-"He's poking you? That's really weird.."-"It's only a Facebook Poke."-"Ohhh....

Facebook Poke by ***FlubberisFTW*** September 26, 2010

Facebook Fairy 

Person who calls in sick for work but profile pictures show up a day later with the person dressed as a fairy for Halloween.

Why don't you call in sick like the Facebook fairy?

Facebook Fairy by r.r.r.r May 5, 2009

Facebook Face-Fuck 

Facebook Face-Fuck: When you leave your facebook signed on at a freinds house and he/she shits around with your status and such

Parez Hilton left his Facebook on at Vin Diesels crib and so Vin Diesel gave Parez a good ole'fashion facebook Face-Fuck

Facebook Face-Fuck by Levi16701 July 31, 2009

Facebook Official 

The official declaration that a relationship is legit marked by posting "in a relationship" on facebook.

The exceptance that a relationship is real based on their facebook relationship status.

Tim gave Lucy flowers for her birthday, are they dating? No, i checked this morning and it wasnt Facebook Official.

Facebook Official by Jordi2011 December 17, 2009

Facebook Fraud

The act of altering your profile information, writing things on the walls of others, etc. to illicit feelings of sympathy from others or to attract attention.

Jolene wrote that she was feeling down on her ex’s wall so that he’d message her again. She knew it was Facebook fraud but she didn't care.

We ignore everything that he writes on Facebook. It's mostly just Facebook fraud to get us to invite him out to the bar more often.

Facebook Fraud by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

Facebook noob 

One who is generally new to facebook or acts noobish on Facebook. This person usually joins numerous random groups and pages, totaling way over 500, frequently coping other facebookers, asks for help in terms of how to use their facebook and many other ways

Facebook Noob: I have a question about my facebook

John:What?

Facebook Noob: How do I check the groups I'm in?

John: Go to the info tab

Facebook Noob: Thanks

John: HOLY SHIT, Your in 1300 groups? Wow your such a Facebook noob.

Facebook noob by AZN2374 December 1, 2009