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Emily Osment

An unbearably annoying little wannabe who can't sing or act. co-stars in the Disney series "Hannah Montana" (which is equally as vomit-insucing as Emily herself). She thinks she's funny, cute and talented when she's really neither of those things. Once you hear her voice, you will most likely experience the sudden urge to punch the crap out of her and all of her whiney little fans- unless, that is, you're a stupid 12 year old fangirl.
Fangirl: LYK OHMYBUDDHA EMILY OSMENT LYK HAS A NW CD!!!!!!!!!11!one!!! IMMA GO BY IT LOL!
Me: Go fall in a hole.
by DemiFan June 30, 2009
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rollin with emily

One night me and jon were rollin with emily.
by douchebagbilly November 21, 2006
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Emily Guirola

Porn Star.
She does porn, play boy and suicide girls.
She poses nude and is a scene queen
she nice but a bitch
she is a total skank but brutally hard core honest.
Boy 1- Is that Emily Guirola naked all over the internet?
Boy 2- Yeah this is her third release
by Dime. February 14, 2010
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Emily Dickinson

Some stupid cunt that wrote poetry and sucked it hard at life. She locked herself up in her damn house then worried her ass to death. Possibly committed suicide.
Emily Dickinson's poetry sucked just as bad as her dome.

Emily Dickinson's poetry reminds me of a 5th street whore, cheap, depressing, and repetitive.
by Price-Line-Negotiator April 2, 2008
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Emily

Emilys are extremely inquisitive people. They make people think that they don't care what others think, but really they just care too much. They are very tough, especially the redheads. Emilys have to bottle it all up inside because they don't want people to think bad of them. If you meet an Emily, then just know that they are very shy when you first meet them, but they actually are very tough and very crazy. They have some issues such as depression, but wont let you know unless they really trust you. Emily are very loyal, and don't underestimate them.
Emilys are very complicated people, but are amazing when you get to know them.
by Mrs speil May 25, 2018
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Emily Turcios

The most amazing and nicest person in the world. She's so insecure, she doesn't know how great she is. The person who always cares about you and tries to help you. Your ride or die, the girl who's secretly a badass, but acts like a goody two shoes. Just AMAZING. See also: Emely (Her name is spelled in those two ways)
Emily Turcios is so sweet!

I love Emily Turcios so much!
by CoolKidKoala May 18, 2018
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emily and alex

Emily and Alex are the couple you want to be. They have loads of inside jokes and feed each other food like Troy and Gabriella from high school musical. They always smile and laugh. They are both immensely attractive, sometimes their relationship ends in flames or marriage. It’s hard to tell.
OMG I wish my boyfriend behaved like Alex does with Emily.
Emily and Alex are the power couple of our school.
by Couplemaker214 February 3, 2018
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