Hold The Devil Accountable

To blame a non-existent entity for all of your actions or failures.

Example 1)

Jim: "Who is Bob going to making a scapegoat for being 5 weeks behind on the project that he's been ignoring?"

Sarah: "No idea but I'm sure he'll hold the devil accountable."

Example 2)

Bill: "Tiger Woods really held the devil accountable yesterday in his apology."

Ted: "I know it's such a shame that a great athlete like Tiger would be afflicted with a condition as terrible as 'sex addiction'"

by im.thatoneguy June 22, 2010

Shake hands with the devil

To point percy at the porcelein...which is to urinate...or to masturbate...or if you feel so inclined to do both at the same time

Hey i need to excuse myself as i need to desperately shake hands with the devil

by Blakey-Snakey May 31, 2018

devil's reach-around

The act of scoring in fifa after stealing the ball from your opponents goal kick

Yoo mr. White did you see that awesome devil's reach-around?

by devil's reach-around June 12, 2015

Devils Eye drop

When shampoo is directly inserted into the pupil of your eye.

Or
When jizz is shot into the eye of your opponent.

I got the Devils eye drop in the shower today.

Or
I gave my ex-wife the Devils eye drop. That's why she's my ex-wife.

by Donationsplz September 30, 2016

Tampa Bay Devil Rays

A baseball franchise that continues to struggle despite bringing in Lou Piniella to manage the team for three seasons. For some reason professional franchises in the Tampa/St. Petersburg area have a difficult time setting a precedent for winning (e.g. Buccaneers and Lightning). Although this appears to be the case, both the Buccaneers and the Lightning won championships. The Devil Rays have the lowest payroll and will continue to have a difficult time winning on account of this as well as the management being ideal about the future. The Devil Rays will surpass the Kansas City Royals and Pittsburgh Pirates in the next few seasons, and could put together 70 wins depending on how well the youth progresses and whether or not an identity is established. Mind you the Devil Rays do play in one of the more difficult divisions. They were never blessed with much luck initially.

I really like the new Tampa Bay Devil Rays look, but I am not sure if they can pull together a .500 season. I guess we'll just have to wait and see what happens...

by Eddie Ewing October 6, 2005

redder than the devils dick

Redder than the devils dick refers to the ultimate form of being stoned. To where your eyes turn so red the devil gets jealous of the shade of red on your eyes

Yo I bro are you stoned?
How'd ya tell?
Your eyes are redder than the devils dick!

by ku klux klown leader June 22, 2020

to give the devil his due

Even the wicked noun should be given the credit due to him

In spite of all his wickedness,he has helped you;the devil should be given his due

To give the devil his due

by Ankiy January 28, 2021