David Bowie

The hottest man in the whole universe.

-“Do you know who is David Bowie”
-“No, Who is he?”
-“The sexiest guy in the story of humanity”

by Halloween Jack 🎃 February 19, 2023

David faded

taking 6 different substances that include beer, bud, tram, shrooms, coke, and lsd. Thus making the star of david. It originates from the term “cross faded.” which is when you are on two substances thus making a cross.

Dude, Cullen is so david faded.

by CJ Hall October 28, 2018

david dividing

When somebody over exaggerates a story

He’s proper David dividing there

by BH10GANG October 30, 2018

David Hasselhoff

Very magnetic! Germans are supposed to be OBSESSED with him but really don’t know who he is.

Randomperson#1: “hey Roman did you get the science worksheet done?”
Roman: “yeah I did”
Randomperson#1: “can you help me?”
Roman: “yeah sure! Under non-magnetic I put underwear and, under magnetic I put David Hasselhoff!”
Randomperson#1 “why?”
Roman: “no homo”

by Thebuffestboi November 9, 2018

david price

All the hair, all the time, in your mouth, in your eyes

Damn, that girl David Price'n!

by itsalways420somwehere February 25, 2019

Doing a David

When you feed your pet puppy dog a meat feast pizza and when said dog inevitably dies you act sorry but don’t accept you killed it despite you feeding it a pizza twice it’s weight

“Oh don’t overfeed your dog! You’re doing a David!”

by Grant Hansen June 13, 2018

david roddy

A person whom is an absolute retard, who thinks he's cool and he isn't.

That david roddy kid is so stupid.

by SlayerPlayZz July 10, 2018