court man

A man that likes to play with basketball courts

MOM: "Hi"
YOU:" you're such a court man"

by the hamburgaluurr December 31, 2018

court-pits

The kind of armpit sweat that accumulates whilst waiting for your murder case to be called in a court of law

"Man I almost got the court-pits in there, another minute and I would have cracked"

by TheMüller January 15, 2019

Courtesy Wipe

When you have a fart that is so nasty that you have to go to the bathroom and wipe your ass because it feels like more than just air came out.

(Person1 shits his pants)
Person2: Ew that was fucking nasty dude.

Person1: Sorry, I think I need to take a courtesy wipe. I’ll be back.
(Person1 sprints to the bathroom)

by YaBoiCharles January 17, 2019

Courtesy lighter

The lighter you are graciously gifted with when the gas station clerk turns around to grab your pack of smokes.

"I got 4 courtesy lighters when I grabbed a pack earlier"

by Azmt1294 January 19, 2019

Courseworking

The action of completing coursework as well as completing work for your course at school.

Len: Oh hey wuu2 tonight?
Me: Oh nothing man, just courseworking.

by K.Kyun January 20, 2019

Countsies

What you scream during scrabble

That word totally exists, COUNTSIES!!!

by Countsies February 7, 2019

Court Nodder

Noun. A person who falls asleep in court while sitting at the table in front of the judge while their lawyer is pleading their case in open court. Sometimes it is more than one person, which some are in the court audience who nod off and fall on the person sitting next to them or hit their head on the seat in front of them.

The Court Nodder typically goes on a drug binge for days before their court hearing because they think they will have to go to jail or prison. The condition is typically brought on by using meth and staying up for days or using opiates and nodding off during your court proceeding.

Judge: What was that noise?
District Attorney: Your honor, we have a Court Nodder in the third row that hit the floor.
Judge: Bailiff, See if you can wake them up and arrest them for disrupting my court or call EMS if you cannot.

by Free The Egg February 27, 2019