Uckfield College 

Absolute shit pit in East Sussex, everyone who goes here wants to die and the teachers care more about uniform and jewelry than they do about doing their job. It's in a decent enough area tbh just a very dull school

Person 1:where do you go to school?
Person 2: Uckfield College
Person 1: and you haven't died of boredum yet?!

Uckfield College by Cameleater37 February 16, 2021

belvedere college

This school is doesn’t smell nice

I went to Belvedere college and this school doesn’t smell nice

belvedere college by Cool kid 10 June 10, 2021

Eastleigh College 

A place that had shit WiFi

Eastleigh College you definitely won't get any WiFi!

Eastleigh College by CorruptDetected September 17, 2021

Bournville college 

Let me tell you straight. If you’re planning to go Bournville beware the goths and nittys. It’s full of pensioners and foreigners and the teenagers are either druggies or slags. The boys all think they are roadmen and the girls are for the streets. The security guards think they are working for the government. In conclusion the college is decent but you are deffo leaving with less brain cells than when you entered

Have you heard of Bournville college?

Yeah it’s full of begs

Bournville college by Oxford inspector October 28, 2021

Clifton college school 

Bunch of bitches who are rich and think tthey are superior to other private schools and the girls want the boys attention soo much they send them nudes. Toss pots whos parents dont give two shits about and the boys are all tories with daddies car.

Someone: oh how do you know thats a clifton college school girl?
Me: she has breakfast at the downs and takes aesthetic photos

Clifton college school by Cliftonhatepage November 7, 2021

Imperial College London 

That one university that every wannabe engineer/ investment banker wants to go to- especially if you went to a grammar school and everyone who doesn’t have 15A*s is a weirdo.

I want to do maths at Imperial College London- too bad it requires 13A*s at A level *sigh*

Imperial College London by Labrat789 December 30, 2021

Lakefield College School 

A private school in Ontario, Canada where you will learn that wearing hats while eating is detrimental to your learning.

Teacher: "Hey, take your hat off!"
Student: "But why?"
Teacher: "Welcome to Lakefield College School"

Lakefield College School by jefferycr7 January 19, 2022