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Christmas

National Christmas day where you celebrate while opening presents
Oh look there's presents it must be christmas
by edenjoyful@gmail.com November 5, 2019
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Cuban Christmas

When someone snorts a lot of coke off a BBW’s (big beautiful woman’s) clitoris.
Dude, did you see Theo had to do a Cuban Christmas this year.
by SleezySlut December 23, 2023
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dead christmas tree

When your dead inside but it’s Christmas Time so you have to die festively
Melanie: I’m a dead christmas tree

Abbey: Same here 🎄
by G.D.Sanchez December 14, 2017
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Christmas Rory

Christmas Rory is the day prior to Christmas Eve. It falls on December 23rd every year and can be celebrated by opening one early Christmas gift and a trip to the pub.
Friend #1: “Hey what are you doing for Christmas Rory?

Friend #2: “We’re going out to the pub to celebrate, you should join us!”
by pearl1000 December 24, 2022
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christmas

(More likely christmas and all the shit that is involved)
That time of the year when:

1. "tumblr" or hipster people get their fairylights, hot chocolate in cute mugs and cozy socks out and stress about their instagram theme

2. your teachers are trying to kill you with just another ten pounds of homework, and after that, the sadistics say suuper casual that now you have to study for exams a.k.a. 3 hours sleep a day
3. your parents get their christmas cd's (where they know every single word from), christmas decoration, christmas tree and warnings that you should start on time for the exams out
1. Julia: Omg Sarah, did you saw the pic that Mylifeaseva posted yesterday?

Sarah: Yeess omg I saw it, I'm so jealous of her christmas theme, why isn't my aesthetic as pretty as hers

2. Teacher: Alright class, don't forget to give your essay to me tommorow and also don't forget that in 3 days your first exam is already there
Student: Gives up on life and drops dead
3. Sarah's mom: Julia's mom said that she's already studying for the exams, shouldn't you be doing the same?

Sarah: But momm, there's a new season from Teen Wolf and I haave to see itt, I will study tommorow ---The next week Julia still hasn't studied
by pugsarecool December 15, 2016
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Christmas

A holiday of both joy and controversy. Many feel that the phrase "Happy Holidays" is a more acceptable, universal term for this season of love, but those who find Christmas' essence too particular for a simple "Happy Holidays" politely say, "fuck that shit, let me jingle some bells".
"Christmas time!"
"Please recognize that not all follow the Christian faith."
"My bad."
by Medium Salsa December 11, 2016
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wet christmas

christmas but its actually raining instead of snow
by the rizz god December 24, 2023
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