by MaryJaneInThisBitttttt January 23, 2013

Driving or walking past a restaurant or bar a second time to gauge how many douchebags are there, to decide if you go in or not.
Friend One: "We can always go back to that bar."
Friend Two: "Yea let's do a Douche-Count double check."
Friend One: "To many douchebags here lets go somewhere else."
Friend Two: "Yea let's do a Douche-Count double check."
Friend One: "To many douchebags here lets go somewhere else."
by Pretty boy Floyd June 21, 2013

(possible tw)
Checking to make sure you're not cake is when one cuts the skin to make sure they are not cake
Checking to make sure you're not cake is when one cuts the skin to make sure they are not cake
by garden.Gnostic July 31, 2020

The friend that backs up your gut vibes when you’re about to make a bad choice on a dating app because you’ve let emotions or desperation take over.
by TreeHuggerLove November 6, 2019

(n) referring to disability checks for workman's compensation cases.
origin: conversation between Dani and cousin Ian. Expect to hear this in the hook of rap songs soon. Any usage of this coined phrase requires payment.
origin: conversation between Dani and cousin Ian. Expect to hear this in the hook of rap songs soon. Any usage of this coined phrase requires payment.
by Dani Knows Best October 23, 2008

A TikTok song that became a meme
by The idiot the fourth October 23, 2020

When you are bored or you've been away from Internet access or just whenever you log in to Facebook over and over even though pretty much nothing changes, but you just do it to a) have something to do b) make sure no one's magically done something cool. Called such because it's like when you're hungry or (more likely) bored and so you keep checking the fridge in the hopes that something new and exciting will appear, even though you know it's just week-old leftovers.
Dude 1: Hey, have you noticed Lou's been on Facebook a lot today?
Dude 2: Yeah, he was camping all last week...must have the Facebook Fridge-Check Syndrome.
Dude 2: Yeah, he was camping all last week...must have the Facebook Fridge-Check Syndrome.
by SchylertheSuperStar October 8, 2011
