Canada

People like me who apologize as a living.
As a representative of the Canadian National Apology Council, we would like to sincerely apologize for using the resources on the Urban Dictionary server, and putting more load and traffic on the server, making it less enjoyable for others. Please accept my humble apology, along with the rest of Canada's as well.
by BajanAlex November 12, 2021
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A horrifying and cold country with rampant maple leafs and hockey players. All entry into the country is currently forbidden, not so much because of the pandemic but because they are currently plotting world domination and are fed up.
Canada: “EVERYONE STAY OUT OF OUR COUNTRY. We are tired of your shit.”
by superevilgenius April 17, 2021
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i hate canada. they dont have caprisun
by carolsnova June 28, 2022
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Canada

A place where if you die, nobody knows if you will die in real life.
If you die in Canada, do you die in real life?
by Haywood Jablowme Ben Dover October 27, 2023
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Pornhub comes from Canada
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A make believe place where bagged milk exists, and all it's inhabitants are mythological creatures.
Person 1 : "Did you hear the new kid is from Canada?"

Person 2 : "No way dude! That place is totally fake."
by canadainhabitant12 September 13, 2021
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Nah, tell Jordan Peterson to go fuck himself. He's a charlatan and a liar and we need to bring back crucifixion.
Hym "No, what Canada NEEDS to do it 1. Implement a charlatans get shoved into a wood chipper. 2. No tariffs or we elect Trudeau again and you can deal with him for 4 years. And 3. Demand the tech homosexuals credit me and pay me for AI. That's what Canada NEEDS to do. Nobody give a fuck about what could be. Jordan needs to tell his daughter to keep her filthy slut daughter legs closed."
by Hym Iam February 06, 2025
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