Pooh Bear

in the gay sub-culture of Bears and cubs- a bear who has a skat fetish.

Jason is such a Pooh Bear... Can you believe that he likes guys to shit on him?

by MurrayTiger September 20, 2010

Care Bears

Someone raised by the Noids, a cult dedicated to raising children with adult bears. Inspired by the insipid 1980's cartoon, "The Care Bears", the cult thrives on the concept of returning man to nature with kindness and good will towards all. Children are taught to speak, but must learn to either survive or die at the hands of their Bear brethren. Few children survive, but those who do are often pillars in their community, combining their natural sense of survival with an animal like zeal for adventure, food and sex.

Gay Man: Oh, that George W is fabulous! He's such an alfa male

Gay man 2: Of course he is! He's Care Bears, hun.

by Judicus September 30, 2005

wuzzy bear

The most desirable of all pet names a man can achieve in his lifetime.

Lover: I love you, my little snugglebum!

Beloved: I love you, too, my little wuzzy bear!

by Stickadillo February 17, 2009

Bear Snatch

A vagina that is so hairy you fear it will be ripped off like a bear trap upon penetration.

I was so game to fuck until I saw her grizzled muff, I walked away because I thought her bear snatch would rip my dick off.

by danglyballzjohn November 24, 2018

Mandy bear

An Amanda that hibernates, or sleeps for long stretches of time; especially in winter.

“Did you hear Amanda slept all day yesterday?”
“Yeah she was being a real Mandy Bear...”

by Gehdv December 15, 2017

Bear Hunter

Gay man that is attracted to big burly gay men (bears)

Tyler loves him some bears. We call him the Bear Hunter.

by Big Johnny 5 December 28, 2022

Bear nip

A tasty snack for any bear around.

A big ol grizzle bear broke into my house because it smelled some tasty bear nip.

by Everyone’s daddy January 12, 2018