Colonial Blowjob 

The act of receiving a blowjob to completion, then immediately kicking the providing person out of their own home.

Dude I got the best colonial blowjob last night... the chick's fridge was full, I'm gonna eat rich for weeks.

Colonial Blowjob by Anima_Caston August 28, 2024

Daddy blowjob 

Where a girl's daddy hits you up side the head, and that's the first blow. Then he hits you in the gut, and that's the second blow. Then he proceeds to beat the ever loving shit out of you. And that's a daddy blowjob.

He doesn't like that daddy blowjob he got.

Daddy blowjob by Olan101 January 4, 2025

president blowjob 

A guy that gets a BJ from the office intern and is too chicken shit to own it and tell everyone his wife is just a bitch. AKA the 42nd President of the USA.

I saw president blowjob on TV the other day. His wife’s still a bitch.

president blowjob by MarkANator January 11, 2025

Brazilian Blowjob 

When a guy is getting head while triangle choking (Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu submission) the girl.

Guy 1: My girl gave me a Brazilian Blowjob after No-Gi bro.

Guy 2: Did she tapout before you finished?

Brazilian Blowjob by Scruffnozzle February 5, 2025

British Blowjob 

A blow job in which you fart on the dick of your significant other during anal causing a gust of wind to blow past their balls.

That British blowjob was unexpected, but I’m not saying it was bad….

British Blowjob by Cuppykate March 4, 2025

Waikiki Blowjob 

When a Waikiki “masseuse” gives you a blowjob with the condom on

A. Bro That Hooker gave me a Waikiki Blowjob!
B. Bro that’s why You gotta pay extra

Aha

Waikiki Blowjob by Shia Lebeauf March 13, 2025

Nazi Blowjob Artist 

1. A full-blown Nazi sympathizer with no shame — the kind who sees fascism and gets hard.
2. Someone who would rather deep-throat white supremacy and savor that bitter Nazi nectar than stroke the rich, luscious walls of diversity.
3. The type who cries about the NBA being “too woke,” wants LeBron to “shut up and dribble,” but turns around and gets gagged by the Nazi shaft — cum dribbling down their chin like a true patriot for autocracy.
4. No matter how elementary or idiotic the policy, these cucks jump to defend it — stroking the egos of their authoritarian idols with more passion than they’ve ever shown democracy. Grab ’em by the democracy.

Jim graduated high school and went straight to the factory with the rest of those fascist fanboys. They gather like it’s a Hitler-themed circle jerk — and frankly, we’re all tired of Jim being a full-time Nazi Blowjob Artist.

Nazi Blowjob Artist by Jayley Weathers March 30, 2025