Beer-vana

A sudden certainty after drinking large quantities of alcohol that you can fix your life

"All I need to do is learn the guitar or buy a cattery and stop flushing letters from the debt collection agency down the toilet without reading them"
"Wake up my disciple. You don't have to worry about the morrow when you let your soul drown in the beer-vana before the next night."

by Batrick June 1, 2018

Blowjobs for Beer

When your Man is unraveling and too proud to address real issues, he’ll slither behind your back & dumpsterdive for HoodRats to have cheap sex. This one is a dumpy, butt- ugly, uninteresting trampy, pouchy, bobbleheaded orange-faced whore.

What could possibly be the allure — she sounds skanky?

That HoodRat is cheap. Keeps her mouth closed and legs open, and will give Blowjobs for Beer. Aka Sucks Dick for a $1

Omg that skanky HoodRat is embarrassing! No wonder he keeps her hidden. He can do way better than that! Yeah, she’s just a temporary distraction now —he’s got money problems. She’s annoying and smells like a DP too but she’ll give Blowjobs for Beer. Sucks Dick for a $1

by It’sObviousSimpleMan2 September 9, 2023

Face beer

The cheap, putrid swill that beer drinkers subsist on in times of economic hardship. Named for the inevitable facial scowl that accompanies each excruciating sip. Popular amongst seasonal workers in western Canada.

Monty was laid-off a month early this year, so he can't afford to drink that German stuff he usually buys. The poor guy's been stuck drinking face beer all winter.

by WorkingForTheMan May 6, 2011

beer yoga

Taking the philosophies of yoga and pairing it with the pleasure of beer-drinking to reach your highest level of consciousness.

"Let's do some beer yoga!"
"Beer yoga is the best way to start your day!"
"My favorite type of excersise is beer yoga."

by BuckyLynn March 3, 2017

pour the beer

The action of being passive-aggressive toward an oblivious person, in an extreme and upsetting way such as pouring a beer.

-I hate Michael! I had to pour the beer!
- Why? What did he do this time?
- He replied to me with just 3 words after I sent a long paragraph.
- Ugh dude ok...

by strongorganizatinoskills February 22, 2020

Beer pressure

When your friends get you to do something that you normally wouldn't do if you were sober.

I gave into the beer pressure and ran naked through the streets.

by Rrick Miles June 5, 2018

Beer Hook

In Music , describing the type of chorus you need in a song composition. Referring to 70-80's beer commercial jingles. Example: Budweiser's King of the beers jingle, "When you say Bud , you got it all! When you say Bud you got it all."

I think this songs great but, it really needs a "beer hook" .

by Reecifer April 27, 2022