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Chronic beard burn

When making out with a man who has scruff or a beard and it results in a burn on your chin.
“Kristen I can tell you made out with someone last night because of your chronic beard burn
by I love my dogs November 10, 2019
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Beard

The structural resemblance a female and male share. The lower half of the body near the inside of the legs is recognized as the beard of the woman, while men tipically present their bear openly near the mouth and nose of the face.
Male: Just do whatever to get this beard off my face. What's the best way?

Barber: The brazilian wax is pretty popular, I'd say.
by anonymous November 28, 2020
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Bearded Clam

She has a killer bearded clam.
by Freaky Frankie May 5, 2021
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Beast Beard

Chuck Norris' beard is a Beast Beard. I'd kiss him.
by kstache December 15, 2010
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Duelling Beards

Aggressive competitiveness and/or one-upmanship between GNU+Linux experts for recognition or superior technological prowess; particularly due to seniority in the field.
Our LUG meetings are nothing but a bunch of duelling beards arguing over whether Slackware or LFS is the true operating system.
by BillyLO June 8, 2009
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Bearded Vulture

A sexual predator. Could be a man or a woman.

Just like the bird, a bearded vulture naturally preys on potential predators. The ultimate goal is sexual intercourse. He has 20/20 vision and spends most of the time spying on his/her 'victims'. That helps evaluate the situation and 'attack' at the right time.

With that said, this person is still a very naive and a weak predator compared to what he can become. When he gains enough experience he has the chance of evolving to a vulture, earning him or her a higher success rate and many more traits.
|AT A BAR|
Girl 1: 'That man over the bar is staring at me'

Girl 2: 'WATCH OUT! He is a bearded vulture'
by therealvulture May 31, 2018
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Bearded Cock Snare

When you have a hairy dick and have to pee
“Max informed Matthew of how he has to go make a bearded cock snare into the toilet
by MattBoiah December 3, 2020
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