April 26

April 26 celebrates national chicken milk day. A day in which people, regardless of what religions or beliefs, take chicken and pour milk on it. After they do this they consume it and are considered chicken milk kings

Oh my god I am so exited, it’s April 26 and it’s time for chicken milk day. I have been waiting to pour milk onto chicken than eat it for so long.

by Fuckdickofashit69 December 8, 2019

April Fools

A time when people believe anything you do is a lie

Guy 1: I fucked your girl
Guy 2: Lol April fools right?
Guy 1: Uhh, yeah you could say that

by .&:&3&83 May 19, 2018

april ninth

National thot day. If you are born on this day, not only are you funny, nice and attractive but you are also a thot.

It’s April ninth! Let’s thot around!

by rehtomru October 16, 2019

April 12

National Sebby Day

Aidan: yo what’s today
Solange: cerealiously

Antyboo: it’s a special day.... April 12
Fritz: but yo Tina do u know the day

Tina: it’s national sebster day!

by bobateamonster2002 October 16, 2019

April 8th

National Shaylee day, she's knows

"April 8th, special day for Shaylee, if only she'd known"

by Depressionyag October 29, 2019

April 8th

National badass awareness day

She’s a badass cause that bitch birthday on April 8th in this bitch

by Try me hoe November 2, 2019

April 13

The dat that bad bitches and thiqq bitches born

Malorie: Ayy you look thiqq today
Me: its my birthday 🥳

Malorie: ayyy me too bitch

Caleb: ayy what we celebrating
Me and malorie: Its april 13 its our birthday
Caleb: ayyyyy me too

by Bad bitch extraodinare😏 December 9, 2020