Emily Osment

An unbearably annoying little wannabe who can't sing or act. co-stars in the Disney series "Hannah Montana" (which is equally as vomit-insucing as Emily herself). She thinks she's funny, cute and talented when she's really neither of those things. Once you hear her voice, you will most likely experience the sudden urge to punch the crap out of her and all of her whiney little fans- unless, that is, you're a stupid 12 year old fangirl.

Fangirl: LYK OHMYBUDDHA EMILY OSMENT LYK HAS A NW CD!!!!!!!!!11!one!!! IMMA GO BY IT LOL!
Me: Go fall in a hole.

by DemiFan June 30, 2009

rollin with emily

to roll. or to take ecstasy.

One night me and jon were rollin with emily.

by douchebagbilly November 21, 2006

Emily Guirola

Porn Star.
She does porn, play boy and suicide girls.
She poses nude and is a scene queen
she nice but a bitch
she is a total skank but brutally hard core honest.

Boy 1- Is that Emily Guirola naked all over the internet?
Boy 2- Yeah this is her third release

by Dime. February 14, 2010

Emily Dickinson

Some stupid cunt that wrote poetry and sucked it hard at life. She locked herself up in her damn house then worried her ass to death. Possibly committed suicide.

Emily Dickinson's poetry sucked just as bad as her dome.

Emily Dickinson's poetry reminds me of a 5th street whore, cheap, depressing, and repetitive.

by Price-Line-Negotiator April 2, 2008

Emily

Emilys are extremely inquisitive people. They make people think that they don't care what others think, but really they just care too much. They are very tough, especially the redheads. Emilys have to bottle it all up inside because they don't want people to think bad of them. If you meet an Emily, then just know that they are very shy when you first meet them, but they actually are very tough and very crazy. They have some issues such as depression, but wont let you know unless they really trust you. Emily are very loyal, and don't underestimate them.

Emilys are very complicated people, but are amazing when you get to know them.

by Mrs speil May 25, 2018

The Homie Emily

Motherfucker now you're on here permanently ... Don't be so quick to, walk away
Dance with me
I wanna rock your body
Please stay
Dance with me
You don't have to admit you, wanna play
Dance with me
Just let me rock you
'Til the break of day
Dance with me
Guy time, but I don't mind
Just wanna rock you girl
I'll have whatever you have
Come on, just give it a whirl
See I've been watchin' you
And I like the way you move
So go ahead, girl, just do
That ass shakin' thing you do
So you grab your girls
And you grab a couple more
And you all come meet me
In the middle of the floor
Said the air is thick, it's smellin' right
So you pass to the left and you sail to the right
Don't be so quick to, walk away
Dance with me
I wanna rock your body
Please stay
Dance with me
You don't have to admit you, wanna play
Dance with me
Just let me rock you
'Til the break of day
Dance with me
I don't mean no harm
Just wanna rock you girl
Make a move, but be calm
Let's go, let's give it a whirl
See, it appears to me
You like the way I move
I'll tell you what I'm gonna do
Pull you close and share my groove
So you grab your girls
And you grab a couple more
And you all come meet me
In the middle of the floor
Said the air is thick, it's smellin' right
So you pass to the left and you sail to the right
Don't be so quick to, walk away
Dance with me
I wanna rock your body
Please stay
Dance with me

Homer simpson: yo have you seen The Homie Emily?

Jerry Seinfeld: No I haven't! what's up with that?

by The Homie Owen October 30, 2021

emily and alex

Emily and Alex are the couple you want to be. They have loads of inside jokes and feed each other food like Troy and Gabriella from high school musical. They always smile and laugh. They are both immensely attractive, sometimes their relationship ends in flames or marriage. It’s hard to tell.

OMG I wish my boyfriend behaved like Alex does with Emily.
Emily and Alex are the power couple of our school.

by Couplemaker214 February 3, 2018