two minute brother

a man who has no stamina in the bedroom who comes too quickly during sex, resulting in a loss of pleasure for their partner(s).

Damn, after getting humped by that two minute brother, I need a ride on my dildo to get my cum on.

by the skizzow September 04, 2003

Playing Mario Brothers

Slang for Masturbating.

Last night I was playing mario brothers.

by Anonymous123469 June 25, 2006

Your brother a mother

A term that is worse than your granny a tranny and your sister a mister. It pertains to a man who doesn't have male parts

Tim: ur mom gay
John: ur granny a tranny
Tim: your brother a mother
John (slowly dies inside).

by Lit Drift March 18, 2018

paper bag brother

man with a great body but fugly face, making a paper bag over the head necessary for sex. Male equivalent of butterface.

Her boyfriend is nice enough, but he's a paper bag brother all the way.

by veronica hope May 19, 2006

super smashed brothers

playing supersmash bros and taking a shot every loss of life. Super SMASHED bros

praneezy F baby was so smashed playin super smashed brothers he couldnt stand

by pranizzles September 16, 2010

ur mother a brother

A phrase not to be used too often. Once this is said, the world enters a vicious downfall. The most devestating thing anyone could say.

Dan: ur mother a brother
Phill: *spontaneously combusts and the whole world implodes*

by bigmassivecuntbag March 17, 2018

older brother syndrome

OBS is when your guy-friend is wayyy too much like an older brother...overprotective, and hates anyone who touches you..or talks to you..or looks at you the wrong way. Sometimes as annoying as a sib, but you love them anyway:)

Guy: Hey gurl, wanna go out this weekend?

Girl: SURE!

Girls Best Guy-friend: Who is he? What does he want? Why is he talking to you?

Girl: Dude, chill it with the OBS (older brother syndrome)

by PIAFFE September 10, 2013