mark-dot-beard

Summary definintive noun that might be used to describe any person that is newly accquainted but at occasional odds when faced with the various complexities of personal computing, the internet and e-mail. Theoretically the sequence can be amended to suit any individual but should only be restricted to single syllable names for maximum impact. See also ned-dot-kelly..

Has that old fucker mark-dot-beard logged on to his e-mails yet?

I have sent him a verbal twatting that is sure to impress...and his new screensaver will surely cause more irritation than rampant pubic lice.

by The Poison Dwarf August 4, 2010

stroking my beard

A woman masturbating

I am stroking my beard tonight

by Ard rob March 15, 2019

Bearding

When your friend is getting head from his significant other and you are rubbing your beard against his upper thigh and balls

Do you and Sophie want to do some bearding tonight?

by DagsGen January 30, 2023

Dick Beard

Male Pubic hair, specifically it refers to how individual men "manscape" or lack thereof in the pubic region.

Its no shave November so I am letting my Dick Beard go to duck dynesty status, all grown out and bushy. Watch out December because I am thinking of doing the George Michael Dick Beard, hairless balls with and a very trimmed 5- o'clock shadow.

by The Odd One 44 November 15, 2018

Beard Boob

Minor irritation of a woman's cleavage due to prolonged snuggling with a bearded man.

'We snuggled in bed all weekend, I woke up Sunday morning with beard boob.'

by Bryan Henriques February 2, 2022

beard dimple

When your beard has a dimple, and your chin does not; when there is an indentation in your facial hair

Your facial hair is growing in nicely except for that beard dimple in the middle of your beard

by Jewbooty816 December 9, 2016

Bearded fist pump

Two dudes with beards. One giving head. In the bathroom of a club on jersey shore

Woah. Did you hear... John and Sean were doing the bearded fist pump at the club last night

by Ck1227 July 26, 2019