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Golden Retriever person

A person who loves you openly and unconditionally without expecting anything in return. They are very loyal and protective.

Their characteristics resemble those of a golden retriever.

Some typical traits include: being extroverted and loving people, very energetic and optimistic, smiling a lot, described as funny/goofy
“What does a golden retriever person look like?”

“She is the golden retriever in our relationship.”
by Ophen October 14, 2023
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small person syndrome

When a short person tries to over compensate for their size by being an arsehole. It is sometimes shortened to SPS when used descretely among people who are not very tall.
"That guy is such a dick; he must have a severe case of small person syndrome."
by Lord Tachanka November 23, 2017
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Personal Water Skis

When your feet are so damn big you have your own personal water skis.
Bob: Damn Mike, you have big feet!
Mike: Yeah, size 14, my own personal water skis
by joeytheleo July 29, 2014
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Coolest person alive

A person named Leah Michelle Obama but like she’s not the president and should be also Iliana you should be reading this and understanding how lucky you are to have such a cool person like me in your life
Oh Gosh, I really wish I was Leah Michelle Obama right now. Coolest person alive
by LeahCoolwhip May 17, 2021
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personality-free zone

someone that is totally devoid of a sense of humor.
Don't bother joking around with that auditor. He's a total personality-free zone.
by or2pod October 5, 2008
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straightest gay person

A person who is part of the LGBTQ+ but acts very straight(usually happens when this person hasn't had a lot of gay experiences)
Wow, Becky is the straightest gay person I know!
by Big L, loser btw November 1, 2021
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Coolest person alive

A person named Leah Michelle Obama but like she’s not the president and should be also Iliana you should be reading this and understanding how lucky you are to have such a cool person like me in your life
Oh Gosh, I really wish I was Leah Michelle Obama right now. Coolest person alive
by LeahCoolwhip May 17, 2021
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