Pooh Bear

in the gay sub-culture of Bears and cubs- a bear who has a skat fetish.

Jason is such a Pooh Bear... Can you believe that he likes guys to shit on him?

by MurrayTiger September 20, 2010

Care Bears

Someone raised by the Noids, a cult dedicated to raising children with adult bears. Inspired by the insipid 1980's cartoon, "The Care Bears", the cult thrives on the concept of returning man to nature with kindness and good will towards all. Children are taught to speak, but must learn to either survive or die at the hands of their Bear brethren. Few children survive, but those who do are often pillars in their community, combining their natural sense of survival with an animal like zeal for adventure, food and sex.

Gay Man: Oh, that George W is fabulous! He's such an alfa male

Gay man 2: Of course he is! He's Care Bears, hun.

by Judicus September 30, 2005

wuzzy bear

The most desirable of all pet names a man can achieve in his lifetime.

Lover: I love you, my little snugglebum!

Beloved: I love you, too, my little wuzzy bear!

by Stickadillo February 17, 2009

Bear Trapper

1) A women who is exceptionally attracted to hairy men.

Friend 1:"Did you see that guy Kelly got back last night? He was so hairy!"
Friend 2:"Tell me about it, Kelly is a total bear trapper."

by Kj3w June 28, 2010

semi-bear

Traditionally twink-ish looking gay man with large abundance of facial and/or body hair.

Hey guys, did you see the beard Matthew Morrison was sporting at the Mets game? He looks like such a semi-bear!

by secretsarefordorks May 27, 2010

bookah bear

"Time consuming to construct, these bears are not bongs, or illegal products of any kind. They are simply a collection of parts combined to complete a virtually indestructible fluffy airtight 'friendly' hookah-like product." - taken from website

a hookah that hides within a teddy bear. search for 'bookah bears' on google. negotiably priced. there is a picture on google images.

by not_that_annoymous May 24, 2008

backwards bear

This one is tough, so good luck. It starts out like doggy style, but then the guy turns around and goes butt to butt. You'll probably need a double jointed penis to bend around like that, so if anyone actually accomplishes it uninjured, you win.

"Dude, i pulled the backwards bear on her last night and it may have broken my dick..."

by c-pop June 17, 2008