covid eyes

Since everyone is wearing a mask all we can see is a persons eyes and can't see their smile or facial expressions.

If the Chinese wouldn't have been eating and fucking bats and pangolins, we wouldn't have to guess what people look like under their covid mask. All we can see is their covid eyes.

by jimmybomm October 29, 2020

Emilia's Eyes

Vessels used to house and direct the judgement of all greek gods.

In modern day being gazed upon by Emilia's Eyes is being defined as a fate worse than any hell imaginable.
Anything but the judgement of Emilia's Eyes!
This will definetely recieve Emilia's Eyes.

by Johnny de Luxe October 29, 2020

Eye Dusty

A small particle that gets flaked into ones eye

Dammit Logan your dandruff caused me a Eye Dusty

by Whalgan January 22, 2021

mortgage eyes

Someone who is boss-eyed. One eye goes one-way and the other eye goes a different way. One eye is fixed, one is variable - hence, mortgage eyes.

Look at that cunt with the mortgage eyes...

by WaveyDavey258 April 1, 2021

Muteness of the Eyes

Another certified definition of someone diagnosed with blindness.

Jerry has Muteness of the Eyes.

by LiuIsAlwaysRight April 26, 2021

Shit eye

the eye from wich you shit

I want to fuck her shit eye

by laser unk November 11, 2022

Chaps eye

The Politically correct term for a "Japs Eye"

I did a big cum from my chaps eye

by PloptimalPotato November 15, 2022