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THE ZEUS

the Zeus originated from a discord GIF which has a big black man having intercourse with another man, with a filter on the black man which makes the eyes of the man look like they are shooting yellow lasers, with a caption saying "THE ZEUS."
"THE ZEUUSSS"

"I will get THE ZEUS to peg you"

"The Zeus Special Soft Serve tacos"
by bonaninines August 16, 2025
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Zeus

God arrogant non Greeks think all Greeks believe in. It's called MYTHology. Also reason why most women in Greek mythology got mad. He couldn't keep it in his pants
Dumbass American: All Greeks believe in Zeus right? lol don't sacrifice me.

Me, your typical annoyed Greek: No, we don't, your just stupid.
by Histarvingimdad August 30, 2017
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zeus

zeusbtw is the best youtuber and he is cracked at fortnite my guy.he is hot,has a big dick,and handsome.
my friend zeus he is already taken and he's cracked at fortnite my guy
by zeuslol June 24, 2021
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Zeus

The god that must have parroted back any thought any other god had, thus not allowing any thoughts to happen or rhythm to be found.
Zeus would parrot back the thoughts of everyone else, human or god, and would then turn around and claim it was everyone else trying to keep him from finding his rhythm or steal his thoughts or ideas.
by The Original Agahnim October 19, 2021
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Zeus

Greek god of lightning. If its a woman, he rapes her.
Man that exists: Zeus, how do you have so much children?

Zeus: *Chad grin*
by A man that exists May 4, 2022
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Zeus

As far as mythology goes, if Hades could be stopped by humans, so could Zeus. Zeus knew that, and therefore desperately tried to keep them loving him instead of rising against him, the way they did his brother. The story is similar to the ones the scribes wrote in the bible. The scribes wrote this stuff to keep people going to church and giving the church their money, instead of rising against people like the scribes, who fear(ed) the masses.
Zeus has no power he's not given by humans because he is not real. He was written by humans who wanted to stay in power.
by Solid Mantis February 28, 2021
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Zeus

Zeus was always tring to discredit anything anybody but Zeus did or said, because Zeus wanted all their love for himself/herself, but never really gave anybody back anything. So one day people finally stood up to Zeus to let Zeus know they would take things from here, and that they no longer needed Zeus no matter how hard Zeus tried to convince them they did need him/her/it.
Zeus is a fictional character, just like the bible, heaven, hell, purgatory, angels, and demons are fiction, not fact.
by The Original Agahnim September 22, 2021
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