Zach

A matha fuking American fuk yea!

Zach: I'm fuking American bitch

by Uafgtbith February 23, 2018

Zach

Someone who can’t make up his mind about what girl he likes. Has a habit of breaking his ankles, specifically from baseball. Likes many girls at the same time. with a soft spot for brunettes. Never washes or cuts his hair.
A name commonly negotiated with abduction and/or torture.

“So who does Zach like this week?”

“Only God knows.”

by PalacesOutOfParagraphs May 13, 2018

Zach

An intelligent, independent, very funny person, often found reading or playing Video games. Talks most around friends and can flirt well, being the person he is he is not very athletic but still seems to stay in shape lol. He doesn’t know much about girls and hasn’t had many, but when he does have one he is loyal and sticks with her forever :)

Him- Have you met that kid Zach?

Her- Ya he’s awesome!!!

by TUTLESSsSs June 13, 2018

Zach

A fucking cheater. He charms you with his lovely presence, shows he’s a total helpless romantic then breaks your heart.

Oh yeah Zach, total heart throb cheater.

by User69420666 September 13, 2018

zach

That's gay

Zach that's gay

by swbehenehej November 14, 2018

Zach

a real asshole who probably is blonde and probably fucks 10 year olds from Discord 24/7

Mom, why is there a Zach in this chatroom

by GinaFromTheBlock December 10, 2018

Zach

Is gay, cause he likes a trap

"you still watching zoeisyourhomie Zach?"

by Wiener Balls December 19, 2018