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Kelvin Xiao

Individuals who refer to themselves as "Kelvin Xiao," (Emphasis on "refer," because we all know their government name is some Chinese ahh name) are known for fumbling Korean girls by asking them for hugs.
Kelvin Xiao: "abg blocked me 😭"
by 30yoWomenVictim February 3, 2025
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Xiao

hot short man who needs a focking re run because 😂🤨🐠
"I don't have Xiao"
"hopefully he'll get a rerun soon"
by mikikikikiii October 4, 2021
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xiao

he should get a rerun
xiao wanters: when is xiaos rerun
mihoyo: never lol
by 82647272837E October 15, 2021
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Xiao

Xiao is the most hottest mf in the whole of teyvat, when you see him you will cvm and probably die. He even has the juiciest schlong in entire history, I’ve even seen it last night.
Person1: do you know xiao?
Person2: yeah,He’s so hot that I could ride his dick all night
by Xiao’s no.1 fker March 26, 2022
mugGet the Xiaomug.

xiao zun

a guy who have a hole in his throat, hes very helpful too he like to drive people around brunei, his hobby is badminton and smoking.

A Quote bt him: always help your sons friend when they need a ride.
xiao zun have 2 son and one daughter LIM ZHONG, LIM YANG, LIM YEN
by BRUNEISTALKER = GYM RAT April 9, 2023
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xiao

anemo boy from genshin impact that i love too much. hes so fucking hot and cute at the same time it's insane. he's so lovely and adorable i want him so bad. i want a plush of him just to look at and squeeze and AAAAAAA I WANT XIAO. he's beautiful, golden eyes to green cool tatoos on his arm, has a lot of simps, is cute, and emo i love him so much i totally didn't write this to show my love for xiao to the world ◍•ᴗ•◍
i love xiao so much
by ☆ sydo - xiao's lover November 22, 2021
mugGet the xiaomug.

Xiao er

A chinese angel, a smart lady, whose beauty would lead one to climb mountains and swim to the moon, the sky and the stars.
- have you ever met Xiao er in real life ?
- no i haven't had the chance, have you ?
- yes she illuminated my world
by lepetitrobert November 24, 2021
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