belly wipe

An old crusty sock, usually found under the bed that has been hardened due to semen being wiped from the stomach and bell end after masturbating!

My mum found my belly wipe under the bed!

by James R Brown February 5, 2008

Window Wipe

To drag your bare ass, preferably one that is hot, sweaty and mungy, down the driver's side windshield of someone's car to intentionally smear and smudge the glass.

Carl was out for a late night jog when he spotted his ex-girlfriend's car at his friends house. He gave her car a quick window wipe.

by Eaton Holgoode January 21, 2016

Cardboard Wipe

The act of using the empty toilet paper roll to wipe your ass.

We where out of TP so I had to cardboard wipe

by Logano April 9, 2015

ass wipe

An undesirable or offensive person.

"Quit being such an ass wipe."

by x January 22, 2003

Tang wipe

When you take a slice of bread and wipe up the dust off of the inside of an empty Tang jar, then eat it. (What Al Bundy did on Married with children)

I'm having Tang wipe!

by GWR114 September 26, 2006

ass-wipe

One who will wipe the ass of a superior in order to gain false ground.

tesoro is loaded with ass-wipes.

by non ass-wipes know how to say it! October 17, 2003

pussy wipe

An undesirable or offensive person -- similar to ass wipe, but reserved for one who is even more offensive.

Kyle is such a fucking pussy wipe. I hope he gets hit by a truck

by Manny November 25, 2003