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Weeper of the House

John Boehner (R-OH), who is the current Speaker-elect of the House of Representatives, soon to take the gavel in place of Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-CA). He earned this nickname courtesy of Joy Behar for crying repeatedly while on camera.

On several occasions, shortly after the 2010 mid-term election, Mr. Boehner was shown crying while giving a speech in front of fellow party members, talking about the "American Dream". Then, a few more times (again) during an interview with CBS' Lesley Stahl, Mr. Boehner starts crying when recalling his days of sweeping the floors of an old bar he used to work for... then cries again when talking about kids "running around" and having a chance at the "American Dream"... and finally, one more time when sitting next to his wife during the interview, he starts crying because, as his wife explains, "he's going through an emotional time", possibly referencing his transition to becoming Weeper... I mean, Speaker.
Now, ladies and gentleman, I am proud to introduce: the new Weeper of the House... John Boehner!

*quiet applause, as Boehner weeps*
by ProgLib December 15, 2010
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Weezerrific

Something that has to do with the band Weezer and is really cool.
That t-shirt is Weezerrific!
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The Welder

When a male ejaculates on a sleeping females face, paying special attention to the eye area. When female awakes, she will find it difficult to open her eyes, as they have been "welded" shut.
I gave my bitch 'the welder' last night.
by Sandrab August 2, 2011
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Weeger

The combination of an internet jerk who comes under a specific criteria such as white people trying to act black, white people worshiping japanese culture and animation, non japanese nationals stylising themselves on japanese animation.

Most commonly the mixture between a wigger and a weeaboo both of which can be defined on this site.
Guy1- Sup bro, that fn nig gonna get pnked'
Guy2- Yeh hes got no friends and no life and hes fat

Target guy- Fucking weegers.
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Weeded

The act of being marijuaned as fuck. High.
"Yo Skeeter, that kush got me weeded as fuck!"
by pussachondriac December 25, 2016
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Weedarette

Higher portion of cigarette to cannabis but can still get you high with a substantial amount
People smoke weedarettes when craving a cigarette and a high
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Weezer Shirt Man

The main character of the world renowned show "Wish It Was Fiction". Truly a fan favorite that has stood the test of time.
Person 1: "Weezer Shirt Man is my favorite character!"

Person 2: "Me too, I want Weezer Shirt Man to have my children!"
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