Being in the statte of almost bisexuality. Like liking a person of the same sex, except the reproductive organ... which happens to be at the bottom
Comes from the combination of the word "Vertex" and "Bisexual." the vertex being the top part of something, ie above the waist of a human.
Comes from the combination of the word "Vertex" and "Bisexual." the vertex being the top part of something, ie above the waist of a human.
Person 1 : "no offense but it seems like a sexual relationship to me"
person 2 : "well if it is sexual it is from the waist up"
person 1: "so you're an above-the-waist lesbian"
person 1 : "yea, well, no, i still get turned on by looking at boys.
person 2: "So you're bisexual."
person 1 : "but im scared of other people's va-jay-jays"
person 2: "So you're-"
person 1: "NOT IN THE DICTIONARY ALRIGHT?!"
person 2: " i think you are vertisexual"
person 2 : "well if it is sexual it is from the waist up"
person 1: "so you're an above-the-waist lesbian"
person 1 : "yea, well, no, i still get turned on by looking at boys.
person 2: "So you're bisexual."
person 1 : "but im scared of other people's va-jay-jays"
person 2: "So you're-"
person 1: "NOT IN THE DICTIONARY ALRIGHT?!"
person 2: " i think you are vertisexual"
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an archaic company that trades in cable internet and phone service. they force you to stay with them for two years and for what? their packages and prices were reasonable by 2002 standards but now as they are being surpassed by every other company they just start derping while the competition leaves them in the dust.
their cable package has no local news and everything is extra. their dvr service is shoddy and expensive. their phone service is a different amount every month and leaves you to guesstimate how much you want to use your phone.
the service plans are also laughable. they even charge for toll free calls. that being said, they do have excellent coverage, but living on the east coast (or anywhere but the rockies) I can get service just as good with a sprint based network. also in canada and europe their service is piss poor.
their cable package has no local news and everything is extra. their dvr service is shoddy and expensive. their phone service is a different amount every month and leaves you to guesstimate how much you want to use your phone.
the service plans are also laughable. they even charge for toll free calls. that being said, they do have excellent coverage, but living on the east coast (or anywhere but the rockies) I can get service just as good with a sprint based network. also in canada and europe their service is piss poor.
1. bill: I just got fios at my house! lets watch hbo.
later: WTF? I have to buy all the good stuff a la carte what a rip off
2. mike: aaah now to watch the ren and stimpy episode I recorded on my dvr last night.
what the hell? my dvr stopped working again? that's the third time this week
3. ted: now to see how that labor strike played out.
where's my local news? oh that's right I switched to verizon. now all I get is national news that doesn't cover my home state at all.
4. verizon derpshit: Duuuh look I got me a verizon phone, all I had to do was agree to their outrageous prices for two years, Now I gets to buy as many minutes as I want every month and I gets two whole gigabytes of data. that's a lot. I can also call any ten people I want without using minutes.
me: wow two whole gigabytes, that will get you about twenty minutes on youtube. have fun sophies choiceing your friends
verizon derpshit: but I gets service anywhere in the US
Me: we live on the east coast, where dropped calls went out like the dodo bird.
5.random guy: I was on a conference call for work and now I get stuck with a $150 dollar overage? they assured me it was toll free.
customer service drone: (with trollface on) sorry, but we charge for toll free calls. (this actually happened to me)
Verizon blows. anyone else will give you better cell service. since leaving, I can call anyone without using minutes, and get a consistent bill every month. coverage is never a problem.
later: WTF? I have to buy all the good stuff a la carte what a rip off
2. mike: aaah now to watch the ren and stimpy episode I recorded on my dvr last night.
what the hell? my dvr stopped working again? that's the third time this week
3. ted: now to see how that labor strike played out.
where's my local news? oh that's right I switched to verizon. now all I get is national news that doesn't cover my home state at all.
4. verizon derpshit: Duuuh look I got me a verizon phone, all I had to do was agree to their outrageous prices for two years, Now I gets to buy as many minutes as I want every month and I gets two whole gigabytes of data. that's a lot. I can also call any ten people I want without using minutes.
me: wow two whole gigabytes, that will get you about twenty minutes on youtube. have fun sophies choiceing your friends
verizon derpshit: but I gets service anywhere in the US
Me: we live on the east coast, where dropped calls went out like the dodo bird.
5.random guy: I was on a conference call for work and now I get stuck with a $150 dollar overage? they assured me it was toll free.
customer service drone: (with trollface on) sorry, but we charge for toll free calls. (this actually happened to me)
Verizon blows. anyone else will give you better cell service. since leaving, I can call anyone without using minutes, and get a consistent bill every month. coverage is never a problem.
by master of fire December 6, 2011
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Vert has big boobs
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"Yo man, we about to try the quadruple vertipound on those bitches we met at the Jerzey shore"
"Awhh shit, you know dem jerzey hoes are always down to vertipound"
"Baboom Baboom!"
"Awhh shit, you know dem jerzey hoes are always down to vertipound"
"Baboom Baboom!"
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Wow those vertically challenged guys are Awesome!
Wow those vertically challenged guys are Awesome!
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