When a small, slightly obese man is tied to a bed, butt naked ( preferably erect ), and a naked woman runs at him and grasps his genitalia using it as a “pole vault”
“Oh my god man, me and Kate totally did the Connecticut Pole Vault last night. It was freaking awesome!”
by matty crowcrow May 24, 2021
Get the Connecticut Pole Vaultmug. Typically used when talking about sports betting. Vault means you keep it to yourself. “Lay,” being short for Parlay.
*sends screenshot to your friend*
You: yessir my vault lay just hit and I won $500 from a $25 bonus bet!
Friend: dude why didn’t you tell me about that?! I totally would’ve tailed you!
You: yessir my vault lay just hit and I won $500 from a $25 bonus bet!
Friend: dude why didn’t you tell me about that?! I totally would’ve tailed you!
by cherry cola north February 19, 2024
Get the vault laymug. To vault is to not say something that doesn't need to be said or unnecessary to add to a concersation.
Your adopted exclaimed Father. All i asked was for a cookie dad. Said the boy.
See how in this case father could have "vault it."
See how in this case father could have "vault it."
by Jinikatsu December 8, 2023
Get the Vault Itmug. A delicate and alluring term for the vagina, evoking the imagery of a treasure hidden behind soft petals.
by pirate agent September 10, 2024
Get the Petal Vaultmug. -Have you seen what Lyric Vault posted today?
-Oh yeah, they’re really weird for saying Amy Schumer fell of the stairs. If I’m being honest, Drop Pop is so much better than them!
-Oh yeah, they’re really weird for saying Amy Schumer fell of the stairs. If I’m being honest, Drop Pop is so much better than them!
by Drop Pop March 28, 2024
Get the Lyric Vaultmug. When ur hunting dat pu$$y, (vault) = pussy. sensational sexual intercourse usually associated with rape
by vaulter hunter2 May 31, 2022
Get the Vault huntersmug. by tottaly not shinni April 9, 2021
Get the Vault Boy#4733mug.