no i despise the old "definition"
what a bizzare creation
are you kidding me
being upset about your past isn't really something you should be doing
but come
forgive me
- TheGreatJan
what a bizzare creation
are you kidding me
being upset about your past isn't really something you should be doing
but come
forgive me
- TheGreatJan
by thegreatjan October 10, 2021
Get the Dusttrust (Updated) mug.The shitty-doings of General Smear continue to drown the students of Baulko. It started with the walls and students but at one point... he just could not hold it in any longer. Students. Teachers. Principal. AND ESPECIALLY the Janitor was smeared all over. Fortunately, following this disastrous attack, we can identify one particular victim and gain a 69-minute interview with the boy himself. NAMELY, Zuhair, or as his new name post-catastrophe, ZuShit. This momo dupe of a Bengali boy just wanted to learn about the ideal GAS laws, especially GAY loose(nut)sacks law. However, the general had other plans. ZuShit was surprised to learn he would not only learn the theory of how gas is formed but rather was given an unexpected practical on how gases turn into brown precipitates. Feeling like he had learnt a lo that lesson he gleefully walked out the corridor when he noticed something... a stench. Connecting the brown dots, he took a glance down at his feet evidently covered, shmeared and engulfed by the general's signature premium shit. he ran to confront the general who was shitting in the female cubicle as he was in a quite a hurry. The stench was simply too blasphemous.
Knock Knock!
"get out buddy i am trying to cook up tonight's dinner! please wait your turn"
"no you don't understand what you have done. my parents bob and sam will not accept me. they will sent me back to syria.
"mate i don't have time for this shit! piss off."
Knock Knock!
"get out buddy i am trying to cook up tonight's dinner! please wait your turn"
"no you don't understand what you have done. my parents bob and sam will not accept me. they will sent me back to syria.
"mate i don't have time for this shit! piss off."
Saranyan: Damn bro i feel really bad for ZuShit.
Rishi: yeah no cap fanum tax ohio rizzler.
Saranyan: must be a shitty experience
ZuShit!: hey dont make fun of me guys!!!🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
Rishi: i think its time to let the public know general's true powers in the latest general smear (the second update: 25.04.24)
Rishi: yeah no cap fanum tax ohio rizzler.
Saranyan: must be a shitty experience
ZuShit!: hey dont make fun of me guys!!!🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
Rishi: i think its time to let the public know general's true powers in the latest general smear (the second update: 25.04.24)
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Steve wilks yet again updated examples
University of Missouri: let's hire Steve wilks what could possibly go wrong?
Um athletes: of fuck no!
1 year later: (6-6 season) um students: (all cry)
#2
(Cleveland browns:) tf why did we hire this booty ass who went 3-13 with the cardbirdies?
(Whoever hired him:) because his defense is fire ASF
(Browns:) you and him pack your bags your asses are fired
#3
(Arizona week 0 :) Steve wilks is the answer
(Ari week 17:) fuck you Steve wilks you're a bum ass who isn't coming back next year your play calling is ass and our defense couldn't do shit with you
University of Missouri: let's hire Steve wilks what could possibly go wrong?
Um athletes: of fuck no!
1 year later: (6-6 season) um students: (all cry)
#2
(Cleveland browns:) tf why did we hire this booty ass who went 3-13 with the cardbirdies?
(Whoever hired him:) because his defense is fire ASF
(Browns:) you and him pack your bags your asses are fired
#3
(Arizona week 0 :) Steve wilks is the answer
(Ari week 17:) fuck you Steve wilks you're a bum ass who isn't coming back next year your play calling is ass and our defense couldn't do shit with you
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