Uncomfortable Wank

The act of dropping a deuce while jerking the power ranger. Although this act is deemed a scientific anomaly, some men derive extreme pleasure from evacuating their bowls and testies simultaneously.

Dave screamed in morose pleasure as he completed an uncomfortable wank at the local Burger King

by ATM spajshj September 14, 2019

uncommissioned

1. Anal virgin
2. White chick not yet being introduced to black cock

1. Hé dude, seen that hot butt? Yeah, pitty she's still uncommissioned...
2. Hé bro, seen that white ass? Yeah, let's commission her right now!

by dutchpantyraider April 22, 2020

uncoil one

In reference to defecation Uncoil a shit... referring to the way feces wraps around the toilet from the way it was coiled up inside your Colon

I need to go to the Bathroom and Uncoil One

by KO Sledgod March 13, 2008

Unconfuse

To help clarify something for someone.

Please unconfuse me. Are we meeting at the Starbuck's on West Main or the one on East Main?

by Jackie Ruiz Shelton April 16, 2008

unconciousnessism

the act or feeling of unconciousness.

a) larry got knocked the fuck out, he was actively engaged in unconciousnessism.

b) i ran into a pole, whilst unconcious i felt feelings of unconciousnessim.

by the dolmio grinner June 11, 2009

unconsionabilium

detritus or dross from failed or bogus recycling facilities, avoidable environmental waste

large deposits of unconsionabilium building up at Chinese electronics recycling facilities have been responsible for highly toxic effluents leaching into nearby waterways, endangering those downstream as well as local populations ... probably for generations

by MaxSpeed January 11, 2010

uncontesticled

1) Having, beyond doubt, the largest balls in the room.
2) To the undeucated, a synonym for unconstested

1) After his first day of school, it became obvious that Big Ray was the uncontesticled champion of his gym class.
2) Steve-O: I am the unconstestciled champion of this leauge.

by Fantasy Letter Carrier September 22, 2010