tumbladdict

1. Someone who literally CAN NOT survive without getting on tumblr at least once a day.
2. Someone who thinks everyone will die in a horrible tragedy if they do not log on at least once a day to post indie pictures, emo quotes, and naked Harry Potter pictures.
3. Generally, just someone who is fuckawesome.

1. Dude that guy is pelting the waitress with shrimp because she won't give him wi-fi access so he can get on tumblr. Total tumbladdict.

2. If I don't get on tumblr right this second, Y2K is going to occur belatedly! No, I'm NOT a tumbladdict! I'm serious!

3. Guy: I have a tumblr.
Girl: Please have sex with my vagina now, you are a glorious tumbladdict please.

by harryfuckingpotter July 4, 2010

Bum Tumbler

Someone who disturbs sleeping or intoxicated homeless people by knocking them over. Similar to cattle tipping. May also be used as a derogatory term.

That Andrew is a dirty bum tumbler.

by SomeGuy1981 June 30, 2011

Tumbleweeding

A popular method of foreplay that resembles the rolling behaviour of a tumbleweed. To begin, partner 1 lies on top of the bed, face up, with their ankles hanging off of the side. Partner 2 takes partner 1s ankles and begins raising partner 1s legs. After partner 1s legs have been raised, partner 2 quickly throws them back down, forcing partner 1 to do the worm in the air. As this action is repeated, partner 1 will begin to resemble a tumbleweed drifting through the wild west. Partner 1 will also develop a massive boner, regardless of gender.

"I love tumbleweeding you"

by Buhboat17701342069 March 20, 2019

philadelphia tumbleweed

A hair weave, defined as such because Philly is bountiful of discarded weaves in the streets, gutters and subways.

"What's that on your head?"

"My new Philadelphia tumbleweed! You like?"

by BOH! January 30, 2008

Patagonian Tumbleweed Soup

When a person lights there partner’s bush on fire, then forcibly vomits on their crotch. After the the person scrapes of the vomit and charred hair and puts it into a bowl of warm water. Both add their fecal matter to the bowl. Then the bowl with the contents in it is microwaved for 10 minutes which excretes a wonderful aroma into the kitchen of the couple. The couple then eats it for dinner and later they take turns vomiting it into each other’s mouths.

Hey what are you and Tina having for dinner tomorrow night?
Oh just the usual, Patagonian Tumbleweed Soup!

by Titttts McGee January 15, 2018

rock tumbler

n. The act of forcing the scrotum and testicles into another person's mouth, creating a gargling noise. Much like a teabag, but more violent.

"No! Not the rock tumbler! Noooooo! (Gargle)."

by Whitby July 21, 2003

tumbledreads

The sheaded bits if dread locks on the floor from rastas,pseudo-rastas,and faux-rastas that plug up the vacuum cleaner.

My vacuum burned up because it was packed full of tumbledreads.

by twistednick December 28, 2009