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bring in your tomato plants

A way for conspiracy nuts to describe a disturbing event that is about to take place.
Near earth asteroid is about to strike the planet. Bring in your tomato plants!
by sholomar February 6, 2017
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tomatoed

The state of a relationship when you're not quite dating but not just friends. Neither party is sure if they like the other enough to date, yet continue to do most of the same things as people in committed relationships. If they get tired of one another, they can simply return to "just friend" status without social upheaval.

So named because of the tomato's role as not quite a fruit and not quite a vegetable and not to be confused with fuck buddies or sex friends.
Ryan and Jesse are tomatoed - they hang out all the time, but it's still not official.
by dkohler October 29, 2011
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wet tomato

When a girl is not a virgin but wants to fake that she is one, the girl lubes up a tomato, and places it in her vaginal canal. The tomato acts as a fake "cherry", popping when the males penis hits it, creating a fake "bloody" mess, tricking the male into thinking the girl is a virgin.
Victim: I was doing this girl last night and she said she was a virgin! Ended up just being a wet tomato though!

Friend: bummer man!
by kins.webb February 2, 2015
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tomato

A term used to describe someone who is denial of his homosexuality...because even though you think a tomato is a vegetable, it's really a "fruit"
What a tomato, he definitely likes guys
by bananacakes December 17, 2002
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rotten tomatoes

A online community loosely based on reviewing/discussing movies.
Before we buy our tickets lets go to rotten tomatoes (www.rottentomatoes.com) to make sure this movie isn't going to blow.
by Pipebomb February 23, 2005
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sad tomato

I know you, I know you've seen her; she's a sad tomato, she's three miles of bad road.
by lostmyreligion January 26, 2005
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Texas Tomato

Analingus performed on a rectum smothered with Texas or Tex-Mex style hot sauce.
Honey, grab the hot sauce, drop your pants, it's time for a Texas Tomato.
by TexasTomatoFarmer August 1, 2010
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