totes awk

Short for "totally awkward." Coined first by people at Emerson College too lazy to say the whole words, and those who were trying to be edgy by making up new words/phrases. Often accompanied by sign language movements meaning "totally awkward."
I just ran into that guy I had hooked up with last week. It was totes awk.
by Z. Du Bois July 14, 2008
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totes presh

internet-influenced abbreviation for "totally precious"
Omg, these kittens are totes presh! <3
by libertybelle September 28, 2008
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Totes McGoats

The cool way of saying 'totally'.
Popular Girl 1: So are you going to my party!?
Popular Girl 2: Totes McGoats.
Popular Girl 1: Cool!
by goatsbyboats August 17, 2010
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Totes Awes

A shortening of the phrase totally awesome; used to describe something that is exciting or rad.
"How was the gig?"
"The gig was Totes Awes"
by fiddledeedeepotatoes October 24, 2008
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Totes bonobes

An adjective that describes an action with a primary intention of becoming intoxicated by heavy consumption of alcohol and drugs over a short period of time whilst carrying out activities such as "rump rubbing", "penis fencing" and "GGing".
Look at that dude sleeping under a tree, he must have been fucked last night... that's totes bonobes!
by SecretChimp July 8, 2011
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JK Totes

A name referring to a pair of teenagers.

They're generally free, wild spirited kids who like to road less travelled by.

They have adventures and are always having fun together.
Those two are JK Totes together.
by JiiRAHhh July 26, 2010
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