Toobin

When you're caught masturbating on a Zoom call.

I thought I had turned off the zoom call, but had my pants down and got caught Toobin.

by Doc Attitude October 19, 2020

Toobin

Too·bin

Verb

1) To expose oneself sexually in front of a webcam.

2) Unintentionally showing your genitalia on a Zoom call.

My roommate walked in and caught me lubin' and Toobin, I'm never going to live it down.

by SpudSmasher October 20, 2020

Toobin

The act of masturbating during a conference call, particularly over a video call service such as Zoom or Skype.

"Hey, did you hear about the guy who got suspended from the New Yorker?"

"Yeah, Jeffrey got caught toobin' on a Zoom call"

by Doin Mypart October 20, 2020

toobin

The act of masturbation, especially in live streaming video such as during a Zoom meeting.

Jeffery got caught toobin.

by GotMyPickAxeAndShovel October 19, 2020

Toobin

As made famous by CNN contributor, Jeffrey Toobin. Whacking the weasel during a work related Zoom Call.

"How's work going today Bob???"

"Nothing to do but Toobin! Hopefully nobody saw me."

by Sleazy B. Martini October 24, 2020

Toobin'

To emulate the act of accidentally masturbating on a professional Zoom call, a la legal analyst Jeffrey Toobin.

Dude, I didn't realize the camera was on and my whole project team caught be toobin'.

by Archipelago October 19, 2020

toobin

Masturbating while video conferencing, usually during a Zoom meeting.

I was in a Zoom meeting and started toobin because one of my coworkers made me horny.

by Didnotknowcamerawason October 20, 2020