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When you're walking and someone steps on your shoe and it falls off.
Damnit! Chris just gave me a flat tire and now I have to put my shoe back on.
Flat Tire by Sami45 December 25, 2020
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Canadian Tire money 

'Money' issued by the Canadian retail chain Canadian Tire as part of a customer loyalty program (similar to trading stamps). Notes of Canadian Tire Money are engraved, and have the feel of real money, although the notes are smaller than Canadian legal tender. Because of the wide presence of Canadian Tire stores across Canada, some other businesses in Canada will accept it as payment, and some Canadian eBay sellers also accept it. A widely known urban legend in Canada is the Canadian tourist (visiting the United States or elswhere) that convinces someone that Canadian Tire money is Canada's national currency, and uses it to pay off a debt.
The Ontarian will accept Canadian Tire money for payment of classified ads.
When you step on the back of someone's shoe to make it come off, or make them trip.
When I gave him a flat tire, everyone laughed.

Give that bitch a flat tire, I hate her.
Flat Tire by Dominick January 14, 2004

Fat Tire 

An amber ale brewed by New Belgium Brewing Company of Fort Collins, Colorado.
"Gimme a Fat Tire!"
"That'll be $6.00."
"Damn, I wish I lived in Colorado."
Fat Tire by James November 11, 2004

spare tire 

In a group of five friends, the fifth friend can be considered a spare tire.
The spare tire is there to replace one of the other friends if they should become absent. The fifth friend is usually the least liked, and is only enjoyed by the others when their numbers start to shrink.

The spare tire is easily replaceable and cannot do anything against the group or risk being replaced. The spare is also subject to harsh criticism by the four.
As Jimmy was sick that day, Daniel the Spare Tire, would get to take his place
spare tire by Smashed Marx October 3, 2017

texas tire shop 

a Texas tire shop is when you bring someone into the garage and check how much shit is stored in their anal cavity.
Fuck, I took Becky to the Texas Tire Shop yesterday. She was long overdue.
texas tire shop by DanielTheSquid December 20, 2015