throneback

The evolutionary body style of royal and well bread humans wherein the torso grows long than normal and the legs shorter - perfectly proportioned for climbing pyramids and being comfortably seated in a throne.

We need to alter our shirts, they were crafted for commoners, not royal thronebacks.

by douglagug March 21, 2015

Throne N' Bone

The act of having sexual intercourse while trying to watch Game of Thrones.

Girl: "Wanna have sex?"

Guy: "But Game of Thrones is on!"

Girl: "It's either now or never!"

Guy: "Well, I suppose we could Throne N' Bone."

by Isrulius February 4, 2017

throne fury

The act of sitting on the toilet after being woken up thanks to poop sweats, trying to take a dump that's way more fart than poop. This can go on anywhere from 10 minutes to 2 hours causing said pooper to get furious while echoing a fury of farts when he/she just wants to be done so they can go back to bed!

He was so tired this morning after having throne fury for over an hour last night!

by KiLZiL December 14, 2017

Throne Of Lies

A term that is not looked up often, Throne of Lies, similar to Town Of Salem this is a social deduction game (see Town of Salem. In 2017 or 2016 the creators of the game started to panic that they were loosing players and started to put so much new shit out of their asses that they scared their player's shit out of their asses and forced them to go to that filthy game called Town Of Salem. The game takes place in a courtroom with a King and 15 or fewer other players around that king.

TLDR= Great Game, no players.

Also, the community is most 30-year-olds with no lives in their mother's basements but then again, Town Of Salem is basically all 10-year-olds wanting to say the n-word without getting clapped by parents :/

Son= S
Mother=M

M= "Hey S what are you doing? Are you playing Fortnite?"
S= "No M! I'm playing an educational game called Throne Of Lies! We learn things in history!"
M= "Oh ok, play as long as you want then!"

S proceeds to slaughter everyone with a Sorc bomb
S (in-game)= "GGWP easy clap you fucking BD sheep! No wonder they removed priest, without it BD is fucking trash!"

by ThatHurt November 5, 2019

so throne

Best of the BEST. example of perfection.

"Lauras style is so throne." ^^^ "we so throne, we own the night." ^^^ "Domino's pizza is SO THRONE"

by thatLO October 26, 2013

groan throne

The official seat for making dramatic sounds as you excrete, i.e. toilet.

What is that noise, is someone dying in there?! It's okay, Fred's just on the groan throne.

by HeavenOnEarth July 6, 2016

Nolan Throne

Grade A choker. Usually performs very well up until the time it counts, usually in a high stakes event such as a wrestling match to go to state. Can count on them until it really matters, and usually is illiterate.

Jeez, Hild really pulled a Nolan Throne this year in the state finals! He did last year, too. And the year before..

by T Fleet March 16, 2017