Scroungler Virus

A deadly virus that causes spikes and claws to sprout from the legs. Scroungler is caused by a massive amount of cringe and stupidity. If you encounter someone with the Scroungler Virus, Keep a safe 2 meters away. If you know someone who has been closer than 2 meters away, stay away from them for 1 hour or more and wait for the virus.

"I heard Aliyah had the Scroungler Virus"
"Yeah I heard that too, we should stay at least 2 meters away"

by Doctor Aeon March 25, 2022

euro-virus

Standard virus that one receives when working on any euro upgrade projects

Micky started working on the euro project, then was out sick with the euro-virus the day after

by bludger_for_life August 28, 2019

Timba Virus

when your computer crashes after a couple minutes of being on it

i was on my computer then it crashed then my friend tim said i had the timba viruse

by THEEE GUY September 20, 2017

Twelviloma Virus

Virus that infects twelve-year-olds and causes them to act older than they really are, have more relationships than most highschoolers, overuse the word 'swag', disrespect women, post idiotic Facebook statuses, and just in general make people lose all faith in humanity. Though it's mostly twelve-year-olds who contract it, not all of them have it, and older/younger people can also get it.

Guy 1: "I saw your little brother's Facebook status last night, apparently he banged 30 hoes at his friend's party."
Guy 2: "WTF?!"
*Guy 1's Little Brother's Status Updates:
"Banged 30 hoez at da party last night #swag"
"Skipped pre algabra to pley froot ninja, i hid out in da bafroom #swag"
"The sun aint no star it's a sun #reeltalk"
Guy 2: *facepalms* "I don't believe this."
Guy 1: "Me neither... Maybe he got the Twelviloma Virus?"

by Hassan & Fei-Yen September 8, 2013

Pro-Virus

n. Also known as "P-Virus." A virus that gives its victims the inability to be stopped. Symptoms include frequent grunting, and incredible skill in all aspects of life.

"Doctor, please help me. I... I can't be stopped. I think I caught that Pro-Virus that's going around."

by Fresh Nasty July 9, 2009

Corona Virus

Corona virus is the shit that shuts down the U.S. and has the balls to cancel senior year.

Chinese person: Ima eat this bat
*gets Corona Virus*
U.S. and all the other countries: Well f*ck

by Attherealyeetus April 18, 2020

Corona-Virus

A virus created by the government to keep people inside while they change the batteries in the birds.

Guy 1: Did you hear about the Corona-Virus?

Guy 2: yeah, we should stay inside.

Government: MWAHAHAHAHA

by 🅱️ig 🅱️oy 69 May 5, 2020