euro-virus

Standard virus that one receives when working on any euro upgrade projects
Micky started working on the euro project, then was out sick with the euro-virus the day after
by bludger_for_life August 29, 2019
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Communist Virus

Another way of referring to the Coronavirus with the belief that it is all an attempt to spread communism
"The Communist Virus has made its way from the wet markets of Wuhan, China all the way to California and this has caused our governor to put us in a state of lockdown"
by Pride In The Glide January 16, 2021
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Jb virus

The Jb virus is a highly contagious disease which effects the brains ability to defend itself. It will give you periotic spasms of down syndrome, and forcing you to dive further into insanity.
It will get worse with time but to cure it you simply need to get out of the radius of the nearest frys food and drug store.
I'm blocking you because I have the jb virus.
Get away from me or I'll pinky you in the butthole!
by Hawk333 January 17, 2022
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Status Virus

When somebody posts an "informational" status about something, usually related to facebook itself, ending with "please re-post" as a public information announcement. This causes other people to post the same message, making you only able to see that message because it spreads like a virus.
(your friends list and the status virus, spreading)

Joe: Good information as of today, Facebook will automatically index all your info on Google, which allows everyone to view it. To change this option, go to Settings --> Privacy Settings --> Search --> then UN-CLICK the box that says 'Allow indexing'. Facebook kept this one quiet. Copy and paste onto your status for all your friends ASAP

Mary: Good information as of today, Facebook will automatically index all your info on Google, which allows everyone to view it. To change this option, go to Settings --> Privacy Settings --> Search --> then UN-CLICK the box that says 'Allow indexing'. Facebook kept this one quiet. Copy and paste onto your status for all your friends ASAP

John: Good information as of today, Facebook will automatically index all your info on Google, which allows everyone to view it. To change this option, go to Settings --> Privacy Settings --> Search --> then UN-CLICK the box that says 'Allow indexing'. Facebook kept this one quiet. Copy and paste onto your status for all your friends ASAP
by JJerome711 December 15, 2009
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Pro-Virus

n. Also known as "P-Virus." A virus that gives its victims the inability to be stopped. Symptoms include frequent grunting, and incredible skill in all aspects of life.
"Doctor, please help me. I... I can't be stopped. I think I caught that Pro-Virus that's going around."
by Fresh Nasty July 09, 2009
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Corona Virus

Corona virus is the shit that shuts down the U.S. and has the balls to cancel senior year.
Chinese person: Ima eat this bat
*gets Corona Virus*
U.S. and all the other countries: Well f*ck
by Attherealyeetus April 18, 2020
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Corona-Virus

A virus created by the government to keep people inside while they change the batteries in the birds.
Guy 1: Did you hear about the Corona-Virus?

Guy 2: yeah, we should stay inside.

Government: MWAHAHAHAHA
by 🅱️ig 🅱️oy 69 May 05, 2020
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