vapor-trailed

1. When someone who shows great relationship promise disappears suddenly and unexpectedly. Usually they will deliver the news with a text message, letter or, equally cowardly and detached form of media messaging. Like the vapor trail of a fast-moving airplane, there is evidence that the plane was once there, but is now nowhere to be seen.

2. Spurned
"Geri and I were getting along so well. We had several amazing dates... she was so into me two nights ago, but this morning she vapor-trailed me with a text message saying that she didn't want to see me anymore."

"Scott was so amazing. We always made time for each other. We even planned a dinner date for this evening. But when I got home from work, he vapor-trailed me with a note he slipped under my door saying that we can't hang out anymore."
by emospurned November 15, 2013
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Columbian Vaporizer

When your mate puts cocaine in their butt Crack and farts it into your face while you take a deep snort.
Bro! Debbie with the tattoos gave me a Columbian Vaporizer lastnight! The coke was top notch, but smelled kinda like shit. Got high as fuck though!
by Toner-D-Boner May 23, 2025
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Columbian Vaporizer

When your mate puts cocaine in her butt crack and farts it into your face.
Bro! Debbie with the tattoos gave me a Columbian Vaporizer lastnight! The coke was bomb, but smelled kinda like shit! Got high as fuck though!
by Toner-D-Boner May 23, 2025
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Vaporizing

Forced disintegration of a person for doing something completely and utterly stupid or idiotic without any regard for other human or animal life like speeding recklessly, cutting off drivers and causing possible harm to others.
Dumbass driver, if I could I would be vaporizing your ass in a second, gone forever, not missed by anyone
by aptpitbull92563 June 27, 2020
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vaporized

a word that you say when you meet a friend who you haven't seen for a very long time.
Dude,haven't seen you for ages!You're like vaporized.
by little hulk December 24, 2006
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Vapor vaulting

Vapor vaulting is the act of pressing one's anus to another's, particularly after coitus, when the undercarriages are at their moistest. A gaseous deposit is then made into the receiving butthole.
Yeah, man, we were wiped out, but we were sweaty, so I thought to myself, "Why not? I'm gonna try vapor vaulting you."
by De la frookster September 08, 2014
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