Shot Peened

When are girl unexpectedly grabs your junk at the bar; usually on the dance floor. The girl must not be good looking because you shouldnt enjoy a shot peening

My buddy got shot peened by an old lady at bar.

by Mr. Magoo Balls November 16, 2010

Peen hurt

When you jerk off and your penis becomes irritated or sore

Dude i just jacked off now i got peen hurt

by Ya hoi June 13, 2019

peen jockey

another term for whore; will ride for pay

My friend was slutting it up so I said, "Dude, stop being such a peen jockey."

by AltheaJ March 17, 2011

Queen of Peen

Queen of Peen or Q.O.P for short, is a commendatory title given to a female friend whose sexual conquests outnumber that of others in her friendship circle. In other words, a female 'player'.

Friend: "Did you see Chloe last night? She was surrounded by like five guys."

You: "Yeah, she is totally the Queen of Peen."

by saranda December 17, 2013

rippin peen

a saying coined to describe absolutely obliterating the male genitalia for the purpose of pleasuring oneself.

Bro 1: bro lets hit up in n out im tryna twax a burg.
Bro 2: naw bro I just got done rippin peen im tryna take a nap reset my cock n dome ya feel
Bro 1: yea I get it man I felt that way last night when I ripped my peen.

by NattySlyrrr June 3, 2023

Alex the peen

A dutty druge who gets paranoid 24/7 over being in a jungle. He also is a baldy/growing mop that is depressed 25/8 except for when he is being a stoner with Zak

Person 1: hi

Alex the peen: wanna go for a fat doink

by Alex the peen November 11, 2019

peen bone

the penis on the verge of becoming hard

I had to stop facing her because I felt a peen bone coming on.

by Seymour P. Clyde Aloysius Jones July 25, 2006