Paul

salt

Paul likes salt. NaCl. He is the king of salt. Some say he is salt.

Legend has it that he once got ice cream from Marble Slab by himself.

by Jujununu September 11, 2019

paul

kinda cool ngl. always gets interrupted whenever he’s having a conversation, is awkward & kinda unapproachable !! but he’s still a top tier person.

friend : why are you smiling ?

me : paul texted me

by thebourgeoisiefrom2020 December 31, 2019

Paul

A Paul is a guy that roams around your office building all day holding a cup of coffee. A Paul likes to walk around, hence the name Paul Walker. A Paul doesn't like to work and is usually very slow.

I just spotted a Paul in our office building.

That chair is empty, there must be a Paul around here.

by loekieloekie November 5, 2019

Paul

Paul is usually a male that is a dick but a really great soccer player. He likes to call people fat when he is usually fatter than them

Paul: your a fat bitch and you need to lose weight

by YouTube_xClipz May 28, 2019

Paul

Fat bastard and goes for girls in bathrooms. Sometimes even goes for fat people.

Paul is Fat

by Paul is fat January 13, 2020

Paul

SMELLS LIKE FUCKING MAC N CHEESE

"oh shit Paul's here it smells so fucking bad"

by ASSBAGEL December 5, 2013

Paul

#fuckpaul

Where is Paul? #fuckpaul

by pgathens February 12, 2017