Nonce

someone who touches children and gets sexual pleasure from it. EG Ryan John Pook

Hes a nonce like Ryan Pook.

by BareTruths February 8, 2019

Nonce

A person who drink milk regularly and purely out of personal choice

Is he drinking milk out of the carton?! What a nonce!

by anonymous November 11, 2020

Nonce

A nonce is a slang word usually used by British people. Nonce simply means a very very Nice person

"The shopkeeper in the corner shop is a nonce"

by Herku July 15, 2021

nonce

a nonce is the uk slang for a pedophile

for example: my science teacher is a nonce

by elermenopee February 8, 2020

Nonce

Someone who has committed a sexual offence with a minor

"That mr lee is a right nonce, did you hear what he did with little Matt"

by Garyfrombedfordshire June 13, 2016

Nonce

When someone is a pure fucking pedophile. They are an adult and like to have sex with little girls

Oi lads, dod you hear about Jehan? Yh, Jehan is a proper nonce

by I have the biggest back May 22, 2019

Nonce

A nonce is commonly someone who looks at 10 year-old children. They will often fake their age and identity to get into places like schools just to wank off to children while in lessons.

They often are very fat with heavy kankle that they blame on their acid reflux. They will hide in bushes especially when it is foggy and watch children play.

When the time comes to strike they will take the small children and kiss them claiming that they love them and would like them to be their girlfriend.

They commonly communicate on apps like facebook but will sometimes write letters to each other just so that nobody can track them.

Kenzie: "Do you see that dude hiding in that bush?"
Charlie: "Yeah, it's got that kind of fog lingering around it when a nonce is spying on children"
Harvey: "Oh yes, I used to know a nonce personally. Poor Declan is in prison now as far as I am aware. Sad times"

by bigshamima March 6, 2019