Jacob

The hottest man alive and dates Nola

Jacob is dating Nola

by J Gross November 10, 2019

Jacob

A boy who will love you unconditionally, forever. He's an amazing guy, but has shitty habits and friends. He sucks at texting back, but when you're together in person you're happier than ever. He has trouble filtering himself, but it's ok. It's difficult to feel the same about him for more than 24 hours.

"I fucking hate Jacob so much-- Wait, he's being sweet now.."

by im.insignificant August 31, 2015

Jacob

Jacob is a great guy with a great personality. The one things about jacobs is that they just never win, EVER! Jacob can hold a great conversation for 30 seconds without getting distracted and can only talk about conspiracies. But remember they NEVER win.

Hey Jacob did you win? - friend

NO, I NEVER WIN!! - Jacob

by The Bakery February 22, 2022

Jacob

Just a tall person, man will you with his vibes.

Dude 1 : Have you seen that guy??? Im quivering rn

Dude 2: He's totally a Jacob no wonder bro

by mangobro May 11, 2021

Jacob

A party pooper

That guy’s really being Jacob right now.

by rubellaspreads November 23, 2021

jacob

jacob is an amazing friend, he’ll always be there for you when you’re bawling your eyes out or when you fall asleep in the middle of a conversation. he’s pretty cool, but he’s also a loser:)

jacob is so cool

by skrskr225 May 8, 2022

Jacobness

An adjective pertaining to any Jacobly feature. Specifically a funny or goofy feature of a Jake/Jacob. Jacobness is the essence of Jacob, Jakes, and all Jakes and Jacobs to come. (ex: Jake Gyllenhaal, Jake Paul, Jacob Sartorius)

You could tell that man had a Jacobness to him when he walked.

by eggmanlovestails July 9, 2018