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Hoagie Hustler

Deli worker who primary function is to build you a sandwich
Working at Wawa, you are a high paid hoagie hustler.
by kg the lg August 25, 2011
mugGet the Hoagie Hustlermug.

super hustler

Someone who sells jerk chicken and rice to get out of the struggle
they were behind in there bills and struggling until they started selling jerk chicken. Super hustlers!
by knowitallia November 18, 2011
mugGet the super hustlermug.

Turd hustler

Bottom feeders.
The GOP.
Maga Cultists.

Misinformation/defamation.
Trolls.
5 of the 9 SCOTUS justices.
Trump's fucktard children.
The entire state of Florida.
Tucker Swanson Carlson.
Conspiracy theories.
U.S. Postal Service.
Vladimir the Coward Putin.
Ukrainian civilian: Here comes the Russian Army!

Ukrainian soldier: Fuck those turd hustlers!

Insurectionist: Oh we invaded the Capitol on Jan. 6 and posted it all over social media because cheeto baby jesus told us to!
FBI agent: What a bunch of turd hustlers...
by Asymmetric shits for trump October 19, 2022
mugGet the Turd hustlermug.

hustler prayer

A woman who was on drugs then start hustling with her man an cater to all his need
My girlfriend is a true definition of a hustler prayer
by Biteyboo December 2, 2023
mugGet the hustler prayermug.

Hustler’s remorse

When you grow up in the struggle, make it big, and now feel like you owe everyone (guilt) who you came up with you who didn’t make it out of the struggle
The only reason you’re giving him that much is because of hustler’s remorse
by Cheeks212 May 28, 2022
mugGet the Hustler’s remorsemug.

Handbag Hustler

A woman who has 3 or more sugar daddies on the go, has them all buy her an identical handbag, that she later opens and carries around on dates. She keeps 2 sealed and pristine and sells back to the shop for cash or on the premium secondhand market.
Man, not sure you should be buying that for her, she might be a bit of a handbag hustler.
by yaguide August 8, 2023
mugGet the Handbag Hustlermug.

hug hustler

A hug hustler is usually accompanied by a group woo hoo girls; who insist on hugging everyone they meet. She is most likely holding a Long Island ice tea, a lot of perfume, and holding a cracked smart phone. You can also spot them by their ear piercing voice, and large loop ear rings . She is most likely overweight, and as the night goes on she loses a shoe or some article of clothing.
I was sitting quietly at the bar when approached by an hug hustler who insisited we bring it in after every word.
by Doug Chartre October 11, 2017
mugGet the hug hustlermug.

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