Clunge Hoover

A device that gives a man the ability to attract multiple women at once. Unfortunately, you've either got it or you haven't. 'Clunge Hoover!' is also a fun thing to shout in the middle of a circle of girls, whilst holding your arm up to your head like an elephant's trunk.

Wow! Look at all those women he's pulling! His clunge hoover is definately working tonight!

by Bossman1234 July 19, 2011

poon hoover

The action of sucking on a womans clitoris ie, giving someone a poon hoover, or poon hoovering them. The experience is found to be very pleasurable among females.

"Oh my god I like totally gave Jane Porter a poon hoover last night and she came all over my face!"

"duuuude"

by Corey Martin May 5, 2007

Hoover dam

To put super glue on your pee hole so you don’t get a girl pregnant

Who needs codoms. Just Hoover dam it. You won’t get her pregnant. .

by Trome November 8, 2019

Emptying the Hoover

When an old man cums and it comes out in a poudery texture much like Jew children after the holocaust

Aaron was Emptying the Hoover all over oisin and he gosted it like a boss

by Lil rocky March 7, 2019

Hoover tickler

Pleasurably simulating ones anus with the brush attachment on a vacuum cleaner.

Tony: last night I gave myself a Hoover tickler.

David: that sounds painful.

by itsradio May 1, 2013

Fun Hoover

A person who sucks the fun out of any given situation

Person 1: I bet I could juggle these five rotten eggs
Person 2: bullshit
Person 3: No don’t if you drop them it will make a mess
Person 1: Oh fuck me who invited the fun hoover

by Dan the bastard October 8, 2011

Hoover Vacuum

When your fucking a girl from behind, lift her legs up, kick her arms out from under her and push her around the house.

When performing the Hoover Vacuum, make sure when your fucking her, you push her around the house on her face.

by tsunde2009 December 18, 2008