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Fredikin the Fucking Tank 

Fredikin the Fucking Tank is an old myth not said to be real but is stated to be the most powerful form of any living being in the universe. He is said to be powered off of pure rage. It was said to be birthed after the death of his hamster which fuelled his anger out of control creating Fredikin the Fucking Tank. It has been a long time since anyone has claimed any sightings of him but the prophecy says he will be unleashed one day when he is truly needed.

shut the fucking shit up 

“shut the fucking shit up” is a phrase that basically means “shut the fuck up” (refer to shut the fuck up) but with more emphasis on the “fuck” part.
person 1: LALALALA I CANT HEAR YOU LALALALALA

person 2: shut the fucking shit up

person 1: >:(

shut the fucking door john the cops are here 

we did a funny thing then get chased by cops and john left the fucking door open exposing our hideout to the cops
SHUT THE FUCKING DOOR JOHN THE COPS ARE HERE
OKAY

Frosty the fucking Snowman 

OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR 

when a specific blue robot does not know how to open a door
"okay my hand is on the handle what do I do now"
"OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR"

Get the fucking gun!!

Telling someone to go get th- oh shit get the FUCKING GUN!!
Mike, go get the fucking GUN!!